age: 37 (Apr 20, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Slave to the grind

crush: is red on the head like a dick on a dog ....still.

most humbling moment: finding out you are not your dream girls dream guy

makes me happy: Call drinks

body mods: 4" chop, radiused wheel wells in front and full skirts in back with peanutbutter guts!

into: Fucked up cars, Makers Mark, and a bunch of next level shit ya'll cant even comprehend.

makes me sad: Well Drinks

sign: Schlitz Malt Liquor

i lost my virginity: to my hand

gets me hot: Hot Rod's with no ventilation.

fantasy: To have an island with a midget in a tuxedo to run it.