About Me

I'm not even close to having the degree of inventiveness, creativeness or originality to put anything humourous or interesting in this box, so I won't.

age: 29 (Sep 28, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2006

occupation: Uber-geek

i lost my virginity: When i was 17, in my bedroom, with my grandmother downstairs.

sign: Stop

makes me sad: Failure, people not given chances to achieve their goals.

gets me hot: Glamorous orgies. Big eyes on pretty girls, short hair, endless flirting, voyeurism.

crush: My wife.