los angeles, you are a cruel seductress
....but I love you. Its good to be back. Did you know that smog has a smell, and its not all together unpleasant. Indeed, I think I even may enjoy it. My visit was needed and I did much that was needed. That part felt good.
And now I have to give some shout outs to those that made my trip soooo memorable.
1. The cab dispatch in Colorado Springs.... Kiss my ass you ignorant hayseed..
2. To america west airlines...there is a reason why you are going bankrupt...you suck
3. To the airport shuttle driver in Colorado Springs...Its not my fault you work there. Its yours.
3a To the kid who peed in my seat on the way over...Stop doing that if you can..Its really a bummer to sit in.
4.To the squirrels that ate the wiring in mom's Jeep Cherokee, (totalling it in the process)..... I now know you are all just rats with furry tails and will show no mercy when I come across you in the future. I will rid the world of you first chance I get, and its gonna taste a lot like almonds... bitches.
5. To the flight attendant on the express flight home...You are not funny. If you paid more attention to your service than your wack ass singing funny man routine you would be on your way to Paris rather than Pheonix.
6. To all the kids with deformities I saw... I am sorry your parents decided to move right next to the Lockhead Martin research facility.
7. To all the parents that now have cancer...See number 6. and stop drinking the water.
8. To the two missionaries that tried to approach me on the street... You were smart to move on...I would have only destroyed your faith and made you cry.
9. To the folks that made me smile...thank you. Decompressing after a trip can be hard...you made it so much easier.
10. To my mom...Keep your chin up. You are getting better every day. Don't give up.
11. To my flatmates...I'm back...sorry.
Thanks for keepin the castle safe.
12. To Vin Diesel....That movie about the alien planet with the...
los angeles, you are a cruel seductress
....but I love you. Its good to be back. Did you know that smog has a smell, and its not all together unpleasant. Indeed, I think I even may enjoy it. My visit was needed and I did much that was needed. That part felt good.
And now I have to give some shout outs to those that made my trip soooo memorable.
1. The cab dispatch in Colorado Springs.... Kiss my ass you ignorant hayseed..
2. To america west airlines...there is a reason why you are going bankrupt...you suck
3. To the airport shuttle driver in Colorado Springs...Its not my fault you work there. Its yours.
3a To the kid who peed in my seat on the way over...Stop doing that if you can..Its really a bummer to sit in.
4.To the squirrels that ate the wiring in mom's Jeep Cherokee, (totalling it in the process)..... I now know you are all just rats with furry tails and will show no mercy when I come across you in the future. I will rid the world of you first chance I get, and its gonna taste a lot like almonds... bitches.
5. To the flight attendant on the express flight home...You are not funny. If you paid more attention to your service than your wack ass singing funny man routine you would be on your way to Paris rather than Pheonix.
6. To all the kids with deformities I saw... I am sorry your parents decided to move right next to the Lockhead Martin research facility.
7. To all the parents that now have cancer...See number 6. and stop drinking the water.
8. To the two missionaries that tried to approach me on the street... You were smart to move on...I would have only destroyed your faith and made you cry.
9. To the folks that made me smile...thank you. Decompressing after a trip can be hard...you made it so much easier.
10. To my mom...Keep your chin up. You are getting better every day. Don't give up.
11. To my flatmates...I'm back...sorry.
Thanks for keepin the castle safe.
12. To Vin Diesel....That movie about the alien planet with the monsters was crap...as was the Riddick sequel. They sucked but in a fun way. It made my cabin fever go away. Thanks Vin.
13. To LaLa..--aaaaah family. Thanks for listening.
14. and finally a word to the universe... I am a good cook....I really am, so stop fucking about and give me my super powers already.
....but I love you. Its good to be back. Did you know that smog has a smell, and its not all together unpleasant. Indeed, I think I even may enjoy it. My visit was needed and I did much that was needed. That part felt good.
And now I have to give some shout outs to those that made my trip soooo memorable.
1. The cab dispatch in Colorado Springs.... Kiss my ass you ignorant hayseed..
2. To america west airlines...there is a reason why you are going bankrupt...you suck
3. To the airport shuttle driver in Colorado Springs...Its not my fault you work there. Its yours.
3a To the kid who peed in my seat on the way over...Stop doing that if you can..Its really a bummer to sit in.
4.To the squirrels that ate the wiring in mom's Jeep Cherokee, (totalling it in the process)..... I now know you are all just rats with furry tails and will show no mercy when I come across you in the future. I will rid the world of you first chance I get, and its gonna taste a lot like almonds... bitches.
5. To the flight attendant on the express flight home...You are not funny. If you paid more attention to your service than your wack ass singing funny man routine you would be on your way to Paris rather than Pheonix.
6. To all the kids with deformities I saw... I am sorry your parents decided to move right next to the Lockhead Martin research facility.
7. To all the parents that now have cancer...See number 6. and stop drinking the water.
8. To the two missionaries that tried to approach me on the street... You were smart to move on...I would have only destroyed your faith and made you cry.
9. To the folks that made me smile...thank you. Decompressing after a trip can be hard...you made it so much easier.
10. To my mom...Keep your chin up. You are getting better every day. Don't give up.
11. To my flatmates...I'm back...sorry.
12. To Vin Diesel....That movie about the alien planet with the...