About Me

I spend way too much time on the computer. I have named all of my extremities and worship a Brazilian Snake God. I'd rather eat my own teeth than watch sports. my blog: steveisaacs.com

MEMBER SINCE: August 2002

occupation: The Panic Channel, SuicideGirls, RealPie

sign: "Danger" if she talks about the zodiac alot.

gets me hot: Skin & Smart girls who reject me.

stats: I am one thousand feet tall and my fingers are branches with tiny leaves.

makes me sad: The idea that a local clown in my local circus , named

makes me happy: Being underwater in Hawaii, waking up with my cat right there, how girls smell, wine.