age: 33 (Nov 04, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2003

occupation: Puttin' the torch to the Wicker Man. So much staying alive and lovelessness. I love that title more than I love the band. Good work, Kinsella.

body mods: No piercings, no tatoos, no plastic surgery, no tanning, no hair dye, pure as the cold driven snow.

crush: Amy Sedaris, Beth Ditto of THE GOSSIP, Asia Argento, real women

most humbling moment: I don't put myself in any position to be humbled. Hermits have that knack.

stats: Go talk to Bill Bradsky. He's got all of the stats. And he can eat a bible while waterskiing.

sign: SCORPIO I've Been Waitin' For Tomorrow (All Of My Life)

fantasy: To be left alone somewhere in the Irish countryside with my music, musical instruments, and some writing equipment. Love sometimes occupies that space. Not as often, though.

makes me sad: Imperialism, Wasted Time, lack of love, neglect, isolation, American beer, American food, prisons, debt, sickness, apathy, poverty, struggle, the more things change the more they stay the same.

i lost my virginity: Honest to god, I haven't been to the dance. It's a long story involving scruples, lack of love, weight, and our instant gratification culture. I know I'd be a hit in 19th century England. I know it's gonna happen someday.