age: (Jan 01, 2771)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: I bring you love.
crush: Ana Vidovic
fantasy: )) < > ((
makes me happy: Screaming babies.
makes me sad: When some bitch buys the last vegan donut when I'm next in line even though I've never had a vegan donut and even though It'll give me AIDS.
most humbling moment: That time Anubis gave me an elephant sized asshole after he caught me using his mummy wrap as a cum rag.
gets me hot: freckles. tan lines. ass cleavage. ridiculously red candy lipsticked lips on a straw. whispers when no one else is around. butterscotch breath. winks. your voice.
Thieves broke into my car last night and stole my stereo, and they left the personnel files that I need to complete performance evaluations.
THANKS ASSHOLES - TWICE
That's it, I'm buying a crossbow.
THANKS ASSHOLES - TWICE
That's it, I'm buying a crossbow.
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