age: 0 (Jan 01, 2771)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: I bring you love.
makes me happy: Screaming babies.
fantasy: )) < > ((
crush: Ana Vidovic
most humbling moment: That time Anubis gave me an elephant sized asshole after he caught me using his mummy wrap as a cum rag.
makes me sad: When some bitch buys the last vegan donut when I'm next in line even though I've never had a vegan donut and even though It'll give me AIDS.
gets me hot: freckles. tan lines. ass cleavage. ridiculously red candy lipsticked lips on a straw. whispers when no one else is around. butterscotch breath. winks. your voice.
BLOGS
Thieves broke into my car last night and stole my stereo, and they left the personnel files that I need to complete performance evaluations.
THANKS ASSHOLES - TWICE
That's it, I'm buying a crossbow.
THANKS ASSHOLES - TWICE
That's it, I'm buying a crossbow.
I'm sure you could just stand there in that oh-so-debonnaire stance you have and girls will just start shakin' their booties around you hehe
JULY 2010
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