age: 28 (Dec 15, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: they pooped in the dressing room!

makes me happy: doesn't this count as things I'm "into"...I mean I'm into them cause they make me happy. weirdo.

crush: robotdie and Harold Lloyd (and prolly about half the folks on my friends list)

stats: like a fridgerator with a head

i lost my virginity: on the floor watching ghostbusters and getting rug burn

sign: sagititairrriousness

body mods: hahah....waffle irons. that or popsicle romances, with glue sticking in all the wrong places. I don't know man, give me some ideas.

fantasy: I would think it'd involve time travel with hawaiian back beats and boys with teddy bear shirts and bandaids for shot gun practice and wrestlin' in candy flavored paint and it ending tragically after prom and robbing a bank and then driving off a bridge in a baby blue 53 chevy....etc...

gets me hot: fresh baked cookies, dancing in socks and underwear, yer sweaty man flesh, swivel hips, taking me nowhere and likeing my mixtapes with spelling errors and bad pictures of owen wilson licking over sized bunnies

most humbling moment: that whole deer caught in the head lights thing while standing in front of a car on a busy street and four letter words. and finding out your heros are fakes.

makes me sad: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/ref=cm_wl_topnav_gateway/104-2196540-2347121?type=wishlist