age: 40 (Jun 21, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: cashing the reality check of the next generation

most humbling moment: Not worth documenting.

into: see answer for "current crush"

body mods: yes, but who cares???

crush: it no longer matters

sign: gemini

makes me happy: Tulips and Goats.

stats: bitch

makes me sad: Tulips and Goats

fantasy: One glorious week of touring castles, sitting at a Venetian sidewalk cafe, riding through Venice at night on a gondola, trying to gain access to the Vatican Archives...spending gloriously lazy mornings waking up next to him and knowing he is not going away.

i lost my virginity: with my eyes wide-open.