So I've been talking about riding the old motorycle to Belize for a while, but everybody seems pretty convinced I'm going to die, and I kind of started doubting a little bit. I got to thinking that maybe I'd just drive down as far as Tampico or something, and not worry about messing with getting the motorcycle across two borders. Then I went to a Belize tourism website and found out that their official slogan is "You Better Belize It!" Fuckin' A, it's on, 2007. I Belize it.

So I've been talking about riding the old motorycle to Belize for a while, but everybody seems pretty convinced I'm going to die, and I kind of started doubting a little bit. I got to thinking that maybe I'd just drive down as far as Tampico or something, and not worry about messing with getting the motorcycle across two borders. Then I went to a Belize tourism website and found out that their official slogan is "You Better Belize It!" Fuckin' A, it's on, 2007. I Belize it.