Why open your legs when you can open a Bible?
Uhhhh....that's more fun lol
Man: oops it accidentally went in Woman: *starts laughing * oh you! This is how I imagine most softcore porn bloopers happening
There's no wrong way to eat a reese's.....unless it's out of your weird uncles underwear
Bad wigs should be punishable by up to 5 years in prison
shalil:
😂
I wonder how long I can keep "eating for two" before people notice I'm not actually pregnant.
When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
pointman11:
Damn! My childhood just got kicked in the mistletoe
William Shatner is creating a women's underwear line
But I don't think "Shatner Panties" is gonna sell.
I tried opening a bar for men with erectile dysfunction.
It was a flop.
Nobody came.
wizard0:
Was there soft serve ice cream?
wizard0:
Fred!
Let's all pause for a moment of silence for all of those people stuck in traffic going to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle or walk in place on a treadmill..
edmea:
🤣
shalil:
😹