Saturday

0

does anyone else think it's gay when a man holds up his pinky when he's sucking your dick?

Saturday

2

Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks...... And now we wait.

Saturday

2

C'mon Netflix, we both know I'm watching the next episode. Just go ahead and start it.

bubbles_:

I just hate it when it gets judgy and ask me if I'm sure I wanna keep watching! Of course I wanna keep watching, it's only 3am and I've only watched 7 seasons!!!! 

kjj0013:

haha, exactly. Netflix doesn't need to assume i have a life or a bedtime. it just needs to mind it's own damn business

Friday

1

It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!"

Friday

4

To prepare him for real life I make my little brother pretend to tweet on a toy phone when he's taking a crap.

Friday

0

I don't own a thesaurus, is 'cock meat' a synonym for 'fried chicken'?

Thursday

5

i would just like to say all of you ladies on SG. Hopefuls, Members & SG girls are all so gorgeous. so damn you melt the plastic in my underwear

emibot:

U remembered thr girl members too u r awesome :)

kjj0013:

you guys are awesome!

updateificationified! <---idk

3

well finally after a long wait. got my tax refund. so i got me a new phone. Lumia 1520. i like it. and now i officially have an Instagram as well. kjj0013 .feel free to add me there i enjoyed being followed(im a stalkers dream) and hit me up if you would like the number. cool! enjoy the rest of your day. time to...
Read More

Wednesday

3

They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.

bebelle:

know the feeling,,

kjj0013:

does the ATM play a laugh track when you put in your debit card like mine does?

Tuesday

1
Beer is made of hops(vegetable)
Vodka is made of potatoes(vegetables)
Tequila is made of agave(fruit)
so what some of you call binge drinking, I call a fruit salad

Tuesday

1

Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say we're going to get 6-8" of snow, we only get 2 or 3.