Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh shit! he's under a blanket."

i:
artificial womb

I bought some new bedroom furniture from Ikea today. The instructions are just a picture of some guy shouting at his wife.

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she was the only girl who wanted me to draw and paint her... so here she is the lovely @babal

Any man can sweep a woman off of her feet it just takes the right broom

“This Isn’t Charm School just grab the dick and put it in your mouth”

–Maya Angelou-

which suicidegirl or hopeful should i draw/paint?

babal:
Me? :p
kjj0013:
@babal  ok! i just sketched you lol

Don’t you hate when you’re typing something and you’re thinking about something else and you subconsciously type what you were big boobs!

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kjj0013:
you need to pay more nipples when you are reading what arieolas write. you fucking titties!
i:
Take it cunt easy, bro.  I guess baseball that I gay sex misunderstood. horse balls

My first time having sex was like my first time riding my bike.. my dad was right behind me

A new report says that being overweight helps prevent dementia

Let's rephrase that to.....
"Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits
are kept"

I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it