because it feels like someone else is jerking them off. If they sit on their dick till it falls asleep, will it feel like they're jerking someone else off?

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toku7608:
Hahahahaha lmao
soraleia:
/slow clap

@bloghomework None of that for me, but I have a story from one of my fraternity brothers at a different chapter. About 10 years ago, I was visiting this other colleges fraternity chapter. We have a sister sorority affiliated with us. The college was having some kind of entertainment function, and the gym was loaded with booths. Bouncy booths, a fake riding bull, ropes courses...
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vaire:
Too cute!

@bloghomework I could sit here for hours doing my favorite quotes from Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Smokey and the Bandit, Supertroopers, Harlem Nights and Princess Bride. Maybe one of each would work. "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" "Oh, a proper jailer's pet, aren't you?" "Did you see that? They drove right through our roadblock. You sum...
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oneimill:
And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

Sun is shining, snow is melting. I went out and tested my new gps for a roadtrip to a convention next weekend. Small glitches, but seems to be acceptable. This will be my first nights away from the house in a year and a half, due to my cpap machine and oxygen concentrator. Hopefully it's go well!

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tbars:
Why yes. 1 - don't read magazine covers in line! 2 - actually, if I shuffle my feet, that keeps the blood from finding it's way to my feet and staying there :D So, there's me, in line doing a little dance, like I might pee my pants. I think if I would have landed on the floor - I'd be getting mouth to mouth whether I needed it or not!!
catdad:
My dad uses a vpap (has a built-in vaporizing thing to keep his throat moist) machine most of the time for his sleep apnea.  Took about a year to get a mask that worked for him, though he still isn't terribly happy with it.

I live in potato country, and I like instant potatoes. Especially kfc potatoes! Sacrilege! **Disclaimer**Not saying I dislike real potatoes.

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catdad:
There is something uncommonly tasty about KFC mashed potatoes and gravy.  It's kinda weird.
wizard0:
@catdad I think it's the gravy. That deliciously, addicting gravy.

Three things Maine is really known for. 1. Potatoes. 2. Blueberries. 3. Lobster. There is no Red Lobster in my state. The closest one would be in New York or Conneticut. New York has 25. Can we have just freaking one???!!!!! We have one Popeyes! One! And it's about as far as you can get away from me, and still be in the state...
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electriceye22:
I dunno man...but thats like complaining that there isn't a Taco Bell in Mexico.  I'm betting local Maine joints do Lobster 10x better than Red Lobster.
electriceye22:
Costco has the biscuit mix as well.

I got off the bus. I must have been 8 or 9. There in the yard was a barking ball of fur. A tiny thing full of hair and life. I think it was a mix of wolf and husky, or something hairy like that. Definitely some wolf in there. I told my younger sister that we had to give him a good name, because...
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legman:
hugs!!!
messyfingers:
Such a difficult experience to go through. The experiences and growth that having a childhood pet gives us, it's priceless and irreplaceable. Thank you for sharing, and sorry for loss... Fluffy sounded amazing!