Late Halloween post but I went in on my day off to scare people
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pitmagrin:
😍
twizz:
it’s never too late…or too early…for halloween.
98% of Friction between couples is caused by poor lubrication
Cats are the only animals who'll climb all over you, knock your stuff down and sit on whatever you're doing and look at you like you're the asshole
shalil:
True 😹
wizard0:
My cats have twice turned off my sleep machine, while I was sleeping.
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lil_sapphira:
Love it!
shalil:
Cool!
I was arrested for soliciting the other day when I picked up my mom from work
On a scale from 1-10. What's your favorite color of the alphabet?
wizard0:
frog
I'M A MILLIONAIRE *
*millionaire by sperm count only
So I wanted to share this cuz it was so incredibly random and cool .
I was taking out the trash and sitting on top of the trash can just chilling was a brown dove(pictured below).
I thought it was interesting because I don't see them alot.
Anyways, I was able to quietly walk up on it and pet it for a few seconds before...
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maleh:
Looks so great is so cute!
shalil:
That's so cute 😻
A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
shalil:
🤣
The average Falcon lives to be about 20 years old.
So any Falcon that age is considered a "Milennial Falcon"