I wonder how long I can keep "eating for two" before people notice I'm not actually pregnant.
When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
pointman11:
Damn! My childhood just got kicked in the mistletoe
William Shatner is creating a women's underwear line
But I don't think "Shatner Panties" is gonna sell.
I tried opening a bar for men with erectile dysfunction.
It was a flop.
Nobody came.
wizard0:
Was there soft serve ice cream?
wizard0:
Fred!
Let's all pause for a moment of silence for all of those people stuck in traffic going to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle or walk in place on a treadmill..
edmea:
🤣
shalil:
😹
Anyone got anything cool or interesting going on in their life? New job? New Relationship? Pregnant? New pet? Did you have a relaxing poop?
Let's hear what's up with you!
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rubymoon:
@kjj0013 withh my cat friends hahaha
kjj0013:
@rubymoon I live with cat friends too
Anyone got anything cool or interesting going on in their life? New job? New Relationship? Pregnant? New pet? Did you have a relaxing poop?
Let's hear what's up with you!
shalil:
New job but it's not cool or interesting 😂
Some people wear crotchless underwear because it's sexy. I wear it because I've had it for 7 years and don't like shopping for new underwear
This pandemic turned society into a Jurassic World. "Jurassic? Then stay at home"
rambo:
Hahahahaha
kjj0013:
@rambo thanks for getting my terrible joke lol
Always been a catlady at heart lol.
7 cats in my 35 years of life.
These are the 4 I currently have all of which are girls. Oddly enough the 3 that have passed Munch, Scrappy and Rootbeer were boys.
Grace is 21 years old
Ninja is 2 months old
Harley and Nala are 4 year old twins(same litter. Lol)
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samis:
😍😍😍
shalil:
Cuties 😻😻😻
Today's my birthday. Please send nudes
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libris:
Happy birthday!
shalil:
Happy birthday 🥳