kjj0013

Everything I know about the Kardashians, I learned against my will

I accidentally changed my GPS voice to “Male”. Now it just says “it’s around here somewhere, just keep driving”.

Anyone playing Pokémon Go???

Add me: 9447 0347 5867

LuckyPhishstix

"My penis may not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot"

-Pope John Paul-

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base

1. Who's putting up a Xmas tree? I did. Couple years ago. Never took it down. It's a small foot tall one.

2. Who's into Holiday decorations indoors and out? Neither big time decorating is Halloween only for me.

3. Do you have any family traditions during the Holidays? My mom, brother and I buy a new ornament each year

4. Do you have any...
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I was really bored earlier, so for something to do I measured the length of my own penis.

Now I‘m bored and depressed.

This is one of my babies. Nala

Anyone ever have an item of clothing just disappear? Like you've searched everywhere in your house and it's never seen again?

I was very disappointed to read today that a man can get paid 60 dollars just for donating sperm. It‘s tragic to think about all that money that I‘ve let slip through my fingers!

Late Halloween post but I went in on my day off to scare people

98% of Friction between couples is caused by poor lubrication