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sanitariumlxix:
They are all a joy to read.  Because of the time I've spent on them, I haven't properly cleaned my house in weeks.  It's because of you I live in squalor :P :P
dicentra:
@sanitariumlxix wow I really influence you that much from this far away that you don't feel motivated to clean your house? Hire a maid? Then again they'd probably just start reading my blogs too... They're just that damn interesting! ;)
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sanitariumlxix:
Get a pet eel and with Maddie, Archer, and (insert eel name here), you'll have a combined force of land, air, and sea :p
dicentra:
@sanitariumlxix not sure about an eel..  Maybe a turtle,(called squirtle of course) and I want a snake and some kind of lizard at some point, and well @bonderone already has a cockatiel, 2 ferrets and a pond of fish so he's already accomplished that. 
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sanitariumlxix:
1) You're a woman (I know, very astute :P) 2) You're gorgeous (again, thank you Captain Obvious) 3) You own a sexually deviant parrot 4) You too are quite kinky 5) You are very altruistic 6) Pisces 7) You don't take shit from anyone (nowadays at least) 8) You've crawled through a figurative river of shit and came out smelling like a rose 9) You live in a beautiful part of The UK, even though you'd rather be closer to more populated areas 10) You are loved by a great many people, including yours truly :)
dicentra:
@sanitariumlxix love ya too ;P