Saturday Jan 12, 2008

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Hey guys, my account was automatically renewed, because I forgot to disable it, but I'm not going to be on here much if at all. If you want to look for me, look for me on tribe.net.

See ya round
elichrusos:
If it was any other creature I'd be all rabid vegan at you, but bunnies are a plague that are tearing my country to bitty shards. Let's do this.
elichrusos:
You can, but I suspect my group owner might've gotten tetchy if all my foreign friends applied at once. Next time, orchestrated electoral fraud is my gig.

Thursday Nov 29, 2007

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I think I am letting my sg account lapse, so if you need to be able to reach me, you had best send me an email...

There are several reasons, but chief among them are that a) the porn just isn't as good as it used to be
and b) there just isn't a Calgary scene to be leaving anymore...

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lavonne:
Thanks! smile
elichrusos:
I flit back and forth. The site is about to become a whole lot more useful to me, but that doesn't mean I like it now.

If I stay, it'll be with a simper.

Friday Nov 09, 2007

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So this morning i trotted off to the lab to give a sperm sample. After all, I need to make certain that I'm firing blanks before we cancel any prescriptions.

So I get there, and the nurse holds up a fairly big vial and says 'can you fill this?'

So naturally I reply 'what, from over here?', which she finds pretty funny. I guess I...
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query:
No, couldn't be chicken pox, I got that as a kid. Wanting to read back to understand the sperm sample thing, but not enough time, have to run to work!!
query:
Oh no!! Not the dreaded vasectomy!!! I'm still trying to gather up the $8,000 to get our reversed! frown

Wednesday Nov 07, 2007

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went out last night to see Girl Nobody open for Moses Mayes.

Outstanding shows, both of them. Girl Nobody mashes up this intense emo/ambient/cabaret style with really lush sound and crazy vocal harmonies. moses Mayes, of course is the king of 70s moustache porn funk grooves, with unbelievable tight breaks from sax, bass, six string and piano accompaniment. Not to be missed....EVEN BETTER than his...
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c456:
lilly frost is playing at liberty lounge tonight
you might really like her, or not,.

im going

Saturday Oct 20, 2007

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three rules for the appprentice plumber:

Shit runs downhill

payday is every second friday

NEVER lick your fingers



Yes, this is my roundabout way of announcing that I am now, officially, a plumber.
glass_cat:
good times. Hope it goes well.

Also, never forget that looking into a misbehaving pipe is equivelant to looking into the barrel of a gun to see what the problem is... except ther potential result is far messier than death.
cilantro:
Can I see your crack?



Also, I'm letting my membership go grey. We need a new form of communication.




Also, I'm buying skis this month!

Friday Aug 03, 2007

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Well, it's been a while since I updated.

Vasectomies hurt. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Kind of like getting kicked good and hard in the balls. Mine are black and blue. Swollen too, in fact a girl who viewed them said they were so swollen, it looked like my crotch had been photoshopped.

On the other hand, they hurt less and have fewer health...
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cilantro:
Really? They were fabulous this time. They rock out hard for a bunch of old guys.

I don't think a visit is in the cards for the near future... trying to save up for a big trip!
c456:
see you tonight at hifi!
im going to try very hard to be there early

!!!!

dont forget your robot!!


8)

Saturday May 12, 2007

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I am off to thailand for three weeks...I suspect I will drop in to SG to gloat upon occasion.

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_elichrusos:
I'll trade you an egg for a lead on that resasonably priced love.
_elichrusos:

Good for you. Not only does it sound like they were mistreating you, but you should be doing something with your talents...The world needs you, and it doesn't need you playing the role of "waitress who calls everyone 'honey".

Editing. Go.


I do call everyone honey, at least half the time. This is because I get very, very bored and make new accents. I've got a the rolling hills of Glasgow[1] for when I get bored with Texan housewife.

It's a whole lot more painful than I thought it'd be. I was almost in tears at work today. This place has been the only thing that's felt even a little bit like my home since I moved here. But I need a real employment history, and I need a real credit history. Off the grid hospitality jobs aren't exactly suitable for that.

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1: Unfortunately, once the hills start I can't turn them off. I'll be scottish for weeks.


Thursday Apr 26, 2007

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Well, it's been a very long time since I updated this thing. So long, in fact, that the site has gone through one of those 'upgrades' which has me wondering exactly where to find any of the things that make sg interesting.

Not much reason for my posting deficiency...I've been keeping up with all my friends* journals, and even glancing at the occasional set (the...
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_elichrusos:
Last week's cutest story ever, which was about penguins. I heard it from a friend, who cribbed it from the internet. I still love it.

So, a friend of mine teaches at a special needs school in Melbourne. Last wek she took her kids on an excursion to the aquarium (Aquariums being nice, fun, and educational all at the same time, this is not an opporunity upon which to to miss out. Get your tickets today). There's about twelve kids with her, and she's taking them on the tour through the aquarium when she's realized she's lost this little autistic boy. Now, losing children is frequently regarded as bad. Losing children in an aquarium is a recipe for all manner of fun.

Run. Panic. Freak out. The kid is absolutely no where to be found for an hour.

When he does turn up, wandering the halls, he's completely sodden. Soaking wet from head to toe.

So my friend asks him where he was, what he did, what he got into. And he looks down and shakes his head, doing his little autistic boy thing. And she's asking him, cajoling him, telling him it's ok, he's not in trouble, we just need to know what you did.

Nothing. Not a word comes out of his mouth.

So they call his mother, and she comes to pick him up. And she's asking him where he was, what he got into, how he got into it, and he's just looking down shaking his head. Clearly, nothing's going to make him talk, so his mother gives up, drives him home.

She takes him home, all sodden and wet and sneezy now, and pops him straight in the shower. She steps out for a moment, and when she get's back...

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...he's in the shower with a fucking penguin. This kid had stolen a live penguin and smuggled it home in his backpack.
_elichrusos:
Incedentally, I've rechristened Honest to God as an adjectival phrase. I like it better that way.

Monday Dec 04, 2006

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The greatest display of pure musical craft I have ever seen.

Click the link, it's beyond belief.

amazing guitar
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_elichrusos:

There is a certain kind of man who is so oblivious of anything, other than his own penis, that he cannot imagine that you do not long for him. That accounts for 95% of the men to whom you refer. The other 5% are probably men who, like me, have learned that gay (or more precisely, strongly gay bisexual) women make far better partners than straight girls.


Well, I tend not to sleep with straight girls myself, so I suppose I can understand your preference. February/March experimentation, however, has demonstrated I have really shitty taste in women. My type reads as "Short cute coth girls with borderline personality disorder and the self esteem of an acne-ridden water retaining Miss America."

Or, this week's gem, "Girls who mightn't understand that I don't appreciate being told I'm a slut in front of my customers, I really don't care how you meant it."

After all: Why would I date a girl that prefers to date men? It implies a lack of taste and discrimination on their part. Men are PIGS. Trust me, I know.


the first time I read this, it made me choke on my orange juice. I'm calling my lawyer.
_elichrusos:
It didn't feel like an endearment. I don't know, while I seem increasingly fine with engaging in promiscuity, I'm still nopt so great at talking about it. In person.

On the internet, I'm a fucking guttermouth.

Wednesday Nov 08, 2006

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Those of you who know me personally, know that I am quite interested in, and something of an activist in American politics at the national level. There are several reasons for my interest, among them, that I am a dual citizen (I was born in Seattle), and also because as such an enormous military power, The USA has an enormous impact on the world, and...
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joyfuldemise:
I THOUGHT so!
Thank you. kiss
(and stop smirking)
c456:
thank you sooo much for coming !!!

your posse is tres hott

you guys were sooo much fun!!

thank you thank you thank you!!!!


Tuesday Sep 26, 2006

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Quinne is, without doubt, the most beautiiful woman who has ever lived. You can keep Helen of Troy. She has a new post up titled 'blue'. Go check it out. I'll be in my bunk.

In other news, I have done a bunch of work on my scooter, it's making 105kph now, and I can wheelie it too. Fun. It's kind of loud because I...
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pearlygirl:
I admit girls are pretty complicated. But I can usually figure them out. It is probably easier to get your own gender I suppose...
awen:
awww.. thanks!! But Im afraid it's highly unlikely I'llbe free. All Sat's now till Xmas are booked....Nov/Dec is my busy time of year, and Im working 3 jobs for 2 months... so I'm literally working and sleeping. I have the odd Monday off, but work weekends.... Spose to be going to Saskabush for xmas, but dunno if I'll have enough time off.. we'll see...... Still let me know, just in case I have a free hour... wink biggrin

Friday Sep 01, 2006

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I have learned, today, that some people just don't 'get' why someone would hot-rod a 50cc scooter, rather than simply buying a machine which is faster right out of the box. Some of those people are otherwise normal.

I, on the other hand, am really enjoying poring over technical spec sheets, diagrams, power delivery and torque curves, and debating the various merits of aluminum vs...
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rubysparkle:
Silly question: what is hvac??
c456:
i have NO idea who sent it to me, so that would be my first thing.....
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