Tuesday: Television Rot Brain
1. So last night I skipped Yoga (seems to be a pattern developing here
), but it was for a good cause - terrific sex. And a pretty decent episode of SVU. And a delicious dinner of poached organic salmon and steamed haricots verts with whole wheat garlic penne and a baby romaine salad with balsamic vinegrette. 
Yoga, schmoga.
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1. So last night I skipped Yoga (seems to be a pattern developing here
), but it was for a good cause - terrific sex. And a pretty decent episode of SVU. And a delicious dinner of poached organic salmon and steamed haricots verts with whole wheat garlic penne and a baby romaine salad with balsamic vinegrette.
Yoga, schmoga.
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fenchurch:
That would be awesome. I can picture gazelles being spooked by polka music, and it looks muchly the same as that picture.
bkwill:
American Idol blows 
chunks, it's good to be back home.
chunks, it's good to be back home.Monday: Who Pays $53 For Moisturizer?!
1. Aren't weekends supposed to be mellow? I haven't had a real weekend in months, it seems. The things with which I've been busy, though, are tres awesome... so I guess I can't complain too much.
Friday after work, it was boxing as usual. I stopped at the pet store to pick up some snake food and hamster bedding...
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1. Aren't weekends supposed to be mellow? I haven't had a real weekend in months, it seems. The things with which I've been busy, though, are tres awesome... so I guess I can't complain too much.
Friday after work, it was boxing as usual. I stopped at the pet store to pick up some snake food and hamster bedding...
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cece:
nope, but i'll be in soho tomorrow hunting for jobs.
bbbbbeckah:
Uh, dead hampster in the freezer?
Friday: Friends List Tribute, Yo!
Today, for many reasons (including lack of exciting update material), I'm going to make a shout out to each and every one of you on my friend's list. I'll answer the question which I'm sure is pondered by many...
Why are you on my friends list?
Alexis because she creates fun SG sets, and the few times we've hung out,...
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Today, for many reasons (including lack of exciting update material), I'm going to make a shout out to each and every one of you on my friend's list. I'll answer the question which I'm sure is pondered by many...
Why are you on my friends list?
Alexis because she creates fun SG sets, and the few times we've hung out,...
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calamity:
"is it possible that i've grown tired of seeing girls' boobies?
.....eh, nah."
you did a fantastic job on me saturday.
*whoooooosh* vagina breeze.
♥jess.
.....eh, nah."
you did a fantastic job on me saturday.
*whoooooosh* vagina breeze.
♥jess.
monica:
aww you love my giny 
Thursday: You're Entitled to Your Own Stupid Opinion.
1. Idol has become a mockery of itself. Please let's just stop the insanity and make this the last season, because it's clear that America is completely clueless.
2. I saw a snail with a really pretty shell on the sidewalk outside of the Garden by my apartment this morning. It made me smile.
3. I went...
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1. Idol has become a mockery of itself. Please let's just stop the insanity and make this the last season, because it's clear that America is completely clueless.
2. I saw a snail with a really pretty shell on the sidewalk outside of the Garden by my apartment this morning. It made me smile.
3. I went...
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beta:
im baaaaaaaaaaaack...
yeah, i want to take a new language class too.
im pretty sure im taking german 101 this summer.
it's so hot when girls spit when they talk.
yeah, i want to take a new language class too.
im pretty sure im taking german 101 this summer.
it's so hot when girls spit when they talk.
twwly:
We;d have to do SUPER early breakfast Saturday AM.
SUPER early.
SUPER early.
Wednesday: Can a Girl Just Get a Break?! SHEESH!
1. OK, so I skipped a day with the updates. I'm busy. Plus, that last entry was pretty fucking sweet, if you ask me.
2. As previously mentioned, my co-worker was fired a couple of weeks ago, and I finally had the time yesterday to move into her old desk. It's HUGE. I love it. The...
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1. OK, so I skipped a day with the updates. I'm busy. Plus, that last entry was pretty fucking sweet, if you ask me.
2. As previously mentioned, my co-worker was fired a couple of weeks ago, and I finally had the time yesterday to move into her old desk. It's HUGE. I love it. The...
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lexie:
mmm cheese.
calamity:
*mmmm, all that cheeesseeee..... drooling*
*mmmm, back pieces.....*
*mmmm, girlie all over my face this saturday....*
♥jess.
*mmmm, back pieces.....*
*mmmm, girlie all over my face this saturday....*
♥jess.
Monday: You Can't HANDLE An Update.
1. First and foremost, I'm super pissed that for some reason I cannot view the SG videos. My computer has all the software, and everything works properly, except that the screen is white and I can't hear anything. Technology and I have a love/hate relationship.
2. Holy fuckass, I had the awesomest weekend ever. EVER. You're sofa king jealous....
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1. First and foremost, I'm super pissed that for some reason I cannot view the SG videos. My computer has all the software, and everything works properly, except that the screen is white and I can't hear anything. Technology and I have a love/hate relationship.
2. Holy fuckass, I had the awesomest weekend ever. EVER. You're sofa king jealous....
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saffron:
*sigh* I want your life soo bad. things can't possibly be more boring in my town than they are right now. I'm gonna save up some money and hit ya up in Brooklyn. Watch for me
krrn:
You know, because you didn't update yesterday, I COMPLETELY LOST TRACK FOR A MOMENT WHAT DAY IT WAS.... thanks A LOT.
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morrigan77:
Extreme NY -- the one on the upper west side... Sandi there is fantastic. Very cool chick...
tuxy:
Pinky swear... or else...
Thursday: Cuz We Don' Wanna Hear that Weak Shit No More....
1. I FINALLY bit the bullet and downloaded The College Dropout last night. I kept putting it off, thinking that I'd just borrow it from a friend... but fuck it. It's worth my $11.99. While I was at it, I picked up Martha Wainwright's latest release. I haven't yet listened to it, but...
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1. I FINALLY bit the bullet and downloaded The College Dropout last night. I kept putting it off, thinking that I'd just borrow it from a friend... but fuck it. It's worth my $11.99. While I was at it, I picked up Martha Wainwright's latest release. I haven't yet listened to it, but...
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phineas:
dirt mcgirt, fuck yeah.
hellomrworld:
i take it you have a rufus wainwright crush??
Wednesday: Back on the Scene, Crispy and Clean!
1. Thank the christ, the International Beauty Show is over... at least until 2006. It was insanity, and I worked both days this weekend. Suffice to say I'm exhausted. And I can't tell you the sheer volume of beauty atrocities that were roaming the convention center. EVERYBODY: PUT DOWN THE STRAIGHTENING IRONS AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY.
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1. Thank the christ, the International Beauty Show is over... at least until 2006. It was insanity, and I worked both days this weekend. Suffice to say I'm exhausted. And I can't tell you the sheer volume of beauty atrocities that were roaming the convention center. EVERYBODY: PUT DOWN THE STRAIGHTENING IRONS AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY.
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cathedra:
aww thanku hon, but nah that wasn't too sexy it was white wine sleepy me with rainy hair. this moring the hair is bettah freshing washed and springy and bouncy. gots to do my colour soon. thank youuuuu
maddy:
heh, my belt buckle has your name on it
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saida:
Im puking.. fuck fuck i hate everything.. and I should be there and this is bullshit.. and I hate stufff.. bad bad bad...
but i think your a god damn slutty ass hoe for bag.. and i luv your cum guzzling ass...
did you miss me?
but i think your a god damn slutty ass hoe for bag.. and i luv your cum guzzling ass...
did you miss me?
missbernie:
ultra super pretty!