Wednesday Feb 11, 2009

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Okay, so how do I view all my friends' recent blog posts at once? SG is as easy-to-use as ever, I see.
talamia:

Lol, you click on the MY SG link on top right of the screen, right under your profile name smile

Tuesday Feb 03, 2009

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I guess you're going to get access to your SuicideGirls account for free, because an internet friend of yours missed you so much they decided to pick up the tab.



Well, okay! Is this fer realz? Anyone want to confess? Is it all an attempt by SG to get me hooked again?

Did you miss me?

polaris:

OMG i also just got a gift sub randomly after not being active for 3 years. maybe SG is trying to get all the OG people back for some big reunion.

rxqueen:

THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!

Sunday Apr 16, 2006

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I think I'm going to let my account lapse. vyeseleph will still be around, though, so I'll still be easy to reach. In other news...

Your Recommended Daily Allowance of Animal Videos:

This young lady cannot understand why the polar bear is so interested in her.

Playing tricks on your pets is mean. But very funny.

Two words: Narcoleptic Kitten

Kitten Loves Chicken!

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geekgurl:

tongue

aster:

i will miss lurking on your journal!!

Monday Apr 10, 2006

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broadwaybee:

I'm totally not clicking on that.

maxwild:

I hate worms in my colon.

Thursday Apr 06, 2006

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My new favorite punctuation mark:
The Irony Mark

Though I can't imagine having much use for it؟
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luckyp:

Purportedly.
kiss
--l*P

johnclement:

That could be a breakthrough on this site.

Tuesday Mar 28, 2006

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A BUNCH OF BALLOONS JUST FLEW BY MY WINDOW
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misterusername:

Did they make you wish you had "nice things"? smile

lolablu:

Hope they don't pop, fall to earth, and kill some birds or squirrels or something that try to eat them.

Tuesday Mar 21, 2006

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JOKE TIME

Guy walks into a pet store to get some cat food and as he's walking down the aisle, he passes a parrot cage. The parrot inside says, Psst! Hey buddy! Guy turns around and says, yes? The parrot shouts, Fuck you! The man is taken aback, but gets his cat food and goes on.

A week later, the same guy comes back...
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waxangel:

biggrin

jason:

that one killed my dad. thanks!

Friday Mar 10, 2006

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He asks me, How do I get rid of those two icons? and points to two Powerpoint icons on his Windows desktop.

I say, You just select them, then delete them.

He replies, Yeah, I tried that. It didn't work. Here:

He double clicks one of the icons. The Powerpoint opens, displaying the presentation. He clicks on the little X to close Powerpoint, returning...
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irina:

I'm not sure he wins, exactly. But I'm quite sure that I lose.

kenjiwaha:

For some reason this reminded me of those men's wearhouse commercials: "You're gonna like the way you look!"

Thanks for checking out my little films!

Friday Feb 24, 2006

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A "music-video" for your entertainment:
The Wet Spots - Do You Take It?

Some may consider it to be Not Safe For Work.
ginny:

Oh my goodness! I ran their Fringe Show and have their CD! They gave me wine!

thepirate:

That reminded me of this.

Tuesday Feb 21, 2006

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misterusername:

Ew, salad, gross. I fear salad about as much as sunlight. ARRR!!!

lizfitts:

Lovely presentation!! I once had a thing arranging appetizers, myself. Now I just make dinner.

We gotta all get together sometime. For serious.

love

Thursday Feb 02, 2006

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The hallways of my office building smell suddenly of Christmas... and elementary school.

Also: Wikipedia on truthiness.

Favorite new word: absquatulate
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overshadowed:

Heh you know I was so confused at that time that I didn't know if I wanted to be grossed out or fall in love smile

hollygolightly:

let me call my good friend anthony robbins and i'll get back to you tongue