Friday: Friends List Tribute, Yo!
Today, for many reasons (including lack of exciting update material), I'm going to make a shout out to each and every one of you on my friend's list. I'll answer the question which I'm sure is pondered by many...
Why are you on my friends list?
Alexis because she creates fun SG sets, and the few times we've hung out, she's been nothing but a charmer.
Anabel because we have a lot in common and she's always a blast to hang with. ALWAYS.
AndersWolleck because it's a small world, and there's far less than six degrees of separation between us. Plus, he's fucking funny.
andnowMiguel because he's one half of a dynamic duo, he can take a great picture, and his hat is fuckin' sweet.
Apnea because she takes a beautiful picture like no one else I've seen.
April because she rocks out with her cock out, and looks good doing it.
Aspen because she's the nicest total bitch I've ever met. And we can talk about icing until the sun comes up.
Asthenia because skater chicks are hot, and she's no exception.
Bailey because we bonded over booze, and she represents NKOTB to the fullest. This girl is comedy, squared.
Barbarella for her fantastic taste in tattoo artists.
bbbbbeckah because she's little and soft and cute. I mean, what else is there?
Bee because one day, she'll be in my living room and we'll blaze until we can't speak english.
Benni because she's drop dead fucking gorgeous and one day, mark my words, we're gonna get into trouble.
beta because Rob has impeccable taste in women, and she sends really dirty emails upon request.
BK_Unknown because he's a smooth chocolate lovah, always entertaining.
Blyss because she's sparkly inside and out.
Brie because she never shuts the fuck up. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Cambria because she's a little powerhouse who's down to blaze just about whenever.
Cat because I hope to spar with her one day, even if she CAN kick my ass.
Cathedra because we've been girls since 2001, and a sweeter, more radiant woman you shall never meet. Plus she ROCKS that bikini like nobody's bidnass.
Chitin because I like to call him 'Shittin'.
Chloe because of all the little cards of whore-lovin' she sends me on a regular basis, and her penchant for white trash bikinis and pigging out while high. She's my West Coast siamese twin.
Ciel because of those eyes and that accent ... *melt*.
crazyanimallady because ...well, she's crazy about animals. Including her husband.
cunninglinquist .. I mean, really. Need I say more?
Day because you can't help but smile when you're around her - that giggle is contagious.
derceto because he rocks out with my man, and he's fun to get shitfaced with.
Dialtoslowyearn because she's my musical theatre buddy. Everyone needs one of those.
Doll because she's a sucker for mistletoe.
Eli because next to Heather, she's the hottest thing I've ever seen. And she knows how to put together a care package like no one else.
elzig because he posts pictures of himself on the shitter.
Fenchurch because she's a fucking crackhead, and she makes me realize how sexy dinosaurs are.
freyja because there's no one in the world like her, and I'm not sure the world could handle any more of her anyway.
fuck because he threw it to my kin. HAH!
Fussy because I want to know so much more about her...
girlblue because anyone who can hang with SGNY is cool in my books.
HeatherMarie because she did an I *heart* NY set. I mean, COME ON!
Hedy because when her set goes up, the world may explode from over-cuteness.
heidiness because every time I see a pic of her, her hair is a different color.
hellomrworld because he gives pretty detailed movie reviews.
Iggy because she wants all the stupid people to die, and I'm her loyal subject.
Irina for that pilgrim dress and lack of inhibition.
JaiDee because she totally wants to do me, and I'm ok with that. As long as I get some new clothes, baby.
Jax because I haven't seen her in forever, and how the heck ELSE am I asposed to keep in touch?!
Jem makes pretty clothes. And pretty faces.
Jessekins because I get to see her boobies before anyone else does, so there.
Jordan because she likes bad horror movies just as much as I do, and when she's social (rarely) I'm usually involved. Hah!
Julie is the perfect balance of cute and sexy as all get out.
jumpinbean because she'll rock the SG world one of these days.
Kasara because she's the embodiment of my ideal type. And she lives in a town that rhymes with sexy parts.
Kikka dlatego że ona wyrabia mnie dumny być Język polski. And I miss her.
Korento because she makes me want to cuddle up with a cup of tea.
Krrn because of her mom.
kryogenickiki because she's passionate about the health and well being of animals, and she doesn't take shit from anyone. I admire this girl like WOAH.
legionnaire because he's smart AND a lush. Perfect!
Lexie - two words: sagger tutelage. She's my girl crush.
LITHIUM_PICNIC - need I explain?
LolaBlu puts herself first, and I like that.
Lucky7 and I go WAY back, man! One of these days I'll have to catch up with her again...
luckyP because she brings the party along with her.
Lucy represents Canada, yo! Oh, and a body that won't QUIT.
luna because thinking of him makes me smile. My first SGNY event was in his apartment!
Lydia because she was my friend way before she became an SG.
machfive because no one parties on a balcony like he does.
Maddy because a) she looks good in latex and b) she lives in KY.
Madigan because of that fucking hot waitress getup. And she's kind and sweet and all that jazz, but really, it's about the boobs.
Mandarin because I saved her hair, and now she's gonna save my feet. Pure sugar, this one.
Mariposa because of her unabashed adoration of women, and an ass that makes JLo look like a fool.
Mei because she's a beautiful writer and a beautiful person.
mikey_dough is a party animal. More, please.
minimalism909 because he's old-school to the max. Terribly huggable.
missbernie because the girl can hold her liquor, and she got me addicted to (side)crack.
MistakesMade is a fellow M.A.C whore, so I have no choice but to love her.
Mle is sex on legs. 'Nuff said.
Mo because she likes rodents and makes them look kinda sexy.
Monica because she's more fun than a barell of monkeys and has a really great vag.
mpphoto's gonna make me famous one day.
mydogfarted because he's active in the animal rescue world and he helped me to save Banapple Gas. For that, I shall be forever grateful.
NadzOfSteel because he helped us move and he threw it to my friend, plus I'll totally support him when he comes out of the closet.
Natalie has talent coming out of her EARS. And those ears are awful cute, too.
NBK66 is my fianc. He has everyone else beat.
Neko because she's just as cute as her name.
NicoleLee is my little sister for life. The Cheese to my Macaroni. I love her with all my heart.
Night is a big bucket of sunshine... or was that her sister? Either way, all I want to do is hug her.
nineteen because she has such a beautiful name.
Noelani because we hit it off immediately, and I still remember that smile like it was yesterday.
Noelle because she's a perfect package of beautiful, inspiring, strong and stoned... all rolled up into a little ball of fabulousness. I love this chick.
nycbette and I need to hang out sometime, dammit!
Oki has one of those faces that you just want to schmoosh. Then make out with.
Orali has the best set of boobs in the business, and her updates are always insightful and visually scrumptious. I *heart* her.
Pearl is gonna be in front one day, fingers crossed.
penny because I feel like I've known her forever. And she has the raddest style I've ever seen. I want to playa hate on her and hug her at the same time.
PERHAPSEVIL always makes my workdays move faster with her journals. Such raw entertainment, I love it.
plaingurl because although we've never met, I know that when we eventually do, it's not gonna be awkward at all.
Quinne because she was one of my top three SGs back in the day when you only HAD three. Plus we have a lot (*coughimmigrationcough*) in common, and we like to bitch and moan a bunch.
Raine because she let me do whatever I felt like doing with her makeup.
Ren because she's so full of rainbows and sunshine, plus that brit accent kills me every time.
Saida because she's a dirty tramp whore slut, and that's just the way we like her.
Sei because he went home with my co-worker.
Shera because it's all about the T&A, baby.
Shoegal because she makes that face look a little bit different every time, just for me.
Sid because she's a little firecracker.
Sita because she wasn't afraid to say "NO GOLD!!"
Siv because she's funny and talented and hot and almost as fucked up as I am. We're a good pair.
sixsixty because we go WAY back. And he's seen more cock than I ever will... I admire that.
Skryche because he's funny in the smart way, and tons of fun to get tanked with. And I like his shirts.
Skylar is hotter than a hot plate, and hangs with celebrities a lot.
Smurf because she has skin like soymilk.
sTacycaTs works that palindrome like WHAT!
Stormy because there's no one I'd rather be locked in a strange bathroom half naked and doing lines with. She's the bees knees.
TaTpUnKgUrL13 because she justifies sobriety fairly well.
thirtyseven because I can't believe we don't hang out 24/7 - she's THAT cool.
tHiSiSyOuRbRaIn because he looks stunning in his girlfriend's pink underwear.
Thora is a kitty-rescue machine.
throatneedle because he spills my drinks all the damn time, and I STILL love him.
Tilly, those EYES! *glee*
Tina because she rocks for a CAUSE, and she's all jetset and shit.
tmronin because I'm his other wife. He's a ROCKSTAR photographer, and if you haven't been naked in front of him already, do it.
tokyo is the only one with whom I can swoon over Rufus. :B
Trixie is an ass slut, and I miss her.
tuxy and I might actutally get to make out someday. Until then, she's a triflin' ho.
Twwly because I haven't the words to explain how I feel about her. She knows. She makes me proud to be Canadian.
UnnecessaryZ because even though he sleeps with everyone and makes out with my fianc, he still manages to be charming. And funny as hell.
VictoriaBlueNYC, lemme do your makeup!
violently can kick your ass, and I'd totally cheer her on.
Vixen because she's miss popularity.
vyeseleph because she's going to be my own personal private OBGYN.
waxangel because it's safe to say he's my homeboy. He's one of those awesome/insanely smart/totally hot types. Now if he wasn't such a douche...
Weetzie has freckles, and I approve.
whosyourlibra because she allowed me to save her hair, and she's a blast to have around - especially when boozin' it up.
WuvMonki, where have you been?
ymonster because he's talented beyond belief and an all around magnificent person. I'm proud to say he's my friend.
Zarina makes me think of honey dipped lesbians.
Zui wanted a lightening bolt, so I gave her one. And she rocked it.
_mike_ because me made a hamstermonster... and I may ask him to tattoo it on me when I tackle him in August.
*WHEW!*
Have a good weekend, lovers. Talk to you all on Monday.
Today, for many reasons (including lack of exciting update material), I'm going to make a shout out to each and every one of you on my friend's list. I'll answer the question which I'm sure is pondered by many...
Why are you on my friends list?
Alexis because she creates fun SG sets, and the few times we've hung out, she's been nothing but a charmer.
Anabel because we have a lot in common and she's always a blast to hang with. ALWAYS.
AndersWolleck because it's a small world, and there's far less than six degrees of separation between us. Plus, he's fucking funny.
andnowMiguel because he's one half of a dynamic duo, he can take a great picture, and his hat is fuckin' sweet.
Apnea because she takes a beautiful picture like no one else I've seen.
April because she rocks out with her cock out, and looks good doing it.
Aspen because she's the nicest total bitch I've ever met. And we can talk about icing until the sun comes up.
Asthenia because skater chicks are hot, and she's no exception.
Bailey because we bonded over booze, and she represents NKOTB to the fullest. This girl is comedy, squared.
Barbarella for her fantastic taste in tattoo artists.
bbbbbeckah because she's little and soft and cute. I mean, what else is there?
Bee because one day, she'll be in my living room and we'll blaze until we can't speak english.
Benni because she's drop dead fucking gorgeous and one day, mark my words, we're gonna get into trouble.
beta because Rob has impeccable taste in women, and she sends really dirty emails upon request.
BK_Unknown because he's a smooth chocolate lovah, always entertaining.
Blyss because she's sparkly inside and out.
Brie because she never shuts the fuck up. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Cambria because she's a little powerhouse who's down to blaze just about whenever.
Cat because I hope to spar with her one day, even if she CAN kick my ass.
Cathedra because we've been girls since 2001, and a sweeter, more radiant woman you shall never meet. Plus she ROCKS that bikini like nobody's bidnass.
Chitin because I like to call him 'Shittin'.
Chloe because of all the little cards of whore-lovin' she sends me on a regular basis, and her penchant for white trash bikinis and pigging out while high. She's my West Coast siamese twin.
Ciel because of those eyes and that accent ... *melt*.
crazyanimallady because ...well, she's crazy about animals. Including her husband.
cunninglinquist .. I mean, really. Need I say more?
Day because you can't help but smile when you're around her - that giggle is contagious.
derceto because he rocks out with my man, and he's fun to get shitfaced with.
Dialtoslowyearn because she's my musical theatre buddy. Everyone needs one of those.
Doll because she's a sucker for mistletoe.
Eli because next to Heather, she's the hottest thing I've ever seen. And she knows how to put together a care package like no one else.
elzig because he posts pictures of himself on the shitter.
Fenchurch because she's a fucking crackhead, and she makes me realize how sexy dinosaurs are.
freyja because there's no one in the world like her, and I'm not sure the world could handle any more of her anyway.
fuck because he threw it to my kin. HAH!
Fussy because I want to know so much more about her...
girlblue because anyone who can hang with SGNY is cool in my books.
HeatherMarie because she did an I *heart* NY set. I mean, COME ON!
Hedy because when her set goes up, the world may explode from over-cuteness.
heidiness because every time I see a pic of her, her hair is a different color.
hellomrworld because he gives pretty detailed movie reviews.
Iggy because she wants all the stupid people to die, and I'm her loyal subject.
Irina for that pilgrim dress and lack of inhibition.
JaiDee because she totally wants to do me, and I'm ok with that. As long as I get some new clothes, baby.
Jax because I haven't seen her in forever, and how the heck ELSE am I asposed to keep in touch?!
Jem makes pretty clothes. And pretty faces.
Jessekins because I get to see her boobies before anyone else does, so there.
Jordan because she likes bad horror movies just as much as I do, and when she's social (rarely) I'm usually involved. Hah!
Julie is the perfect balance of cute and sexy as all get out.
jumpinbean because she'll rock the SG world one of these days.
Kasara because she's the embodiment of my ideal type. And she lives in a town that rhymes with sexy parts.
Kikka dlatego że ona wyrabia mnie dumny być Język polski. And I miss her.
Korento because she makes me want to cuddle up with a cup of tea.
Krrn because of her mom.
kryogenickiki because she's passionate about the health and well being of animals, and she doesn't take shit from anyone. I admire this girl like WOAH.
legionnaire because he's smart AND a lush. Perfect!
Lexie - two words: sagger tutelage. She's my girl crush.
LITHIUM_PICNIC - need I explain?
LolaBlu puts herself first, and I like that.
Lucky7 and I go WAY back, man! One of these days I'll have to catch up with her again...
luckyP because she brings the party along with her.
Lucy represents Canada, yo! Oh, and a body that won't QUIT.
luna because thinking of him makes me smile. My first SGNY event was in his apartment!
Lydia because she was my friend way before she became an SG.
machfive because no one parties on a balcony like he does.
Maddy because a) she looks good in latex and b) she lives in KY.
Madigan because of that fucking hot waitress getup. And she's kind and sweet and all that jazz, but really, it's about the boobs.
Mandarin because I saved her hair, and now she's gonna save my feet. Pure sugar, this one.
Mariposa because of her unabashed adoration of women, and an ass that makes JLo look like a fool.
Mei because she's a beautiful writer and a beautiful person.
mikey_dough is a party animal. More, please.
minimalism909 because he's old-school to the max. Terribly huggable.
missbernie because the girl can hold her liquor, and she got me addicted to (side)crack.
MistakesMade is a fellow M.A.C whore, so I have no choice but to love her.
Mle is sex on legs. 'Nuff said.
Mo because she likes rodents and makes them look kinda sexy.
Monica because she's more fun than a barell of monkeys and has a really great vag.
mpphoto's gonna make me famous one day.
mydogfarted because he's active in the animal rescue world and he helped me to save Banapple Gas. For that, I shall be forever grateful.
NadzOfSteel because he helped us move and he threw it to my friend, plus I'll totally support him when he comes out of the closet.
Natalie has talent coming out of her EARS. And those ears are awful cute, too.
NBK66 is my fianc. He has everyone else beat.
Neko because she's just as cute as her name.
NicoleLee is my little sister for life. The Cheese to my Macaroni. I love her with all my heart.
Night is a big bucket of sunshine... or was that her sister? Either way, all I want to do is hug her.
nineteen because she has such a beautiful name.
Noelani because we hit it off immediately, and I still remember that smile like it was yesterday.
Noelle because she's a perfect package of beautiful, inspiring, strong and stoned... all rolled up into a little ball of fabulousness. I love this chick.
nycbette and I need to hang out sometime, dammit!
Oki has one of those faces that you just want to schmoosh. Then make out with.
Orali has the best set of boobs in the business, and her updates are always insightful and visually scrumptious. I *heart* her.
Pearl is gonna be in front one day, fingers crossed.
penny because I feel like I've known her forever. And she has the raddest style I've ever seen. I want to playa hate on her and hug her at the same time.
PERHAPSEVIL always makes my workdays move faster with her journals. Such raw entertainment, I love it.
plaingurl because although we've never met, I know that when we eventually do, it's not gonna be awkward at all.
Quinne because she was one of my top three SGs back in the day when you only HAD three. Plus we have a lot (*coughimmigrationcough*) in common, and we like to bitch and moan a bunch.
Raine because she let me do whatever I felt like doing with her makeup.
Ren because she's so full of rainbows and sunshine, plus that brit accent kills me every time.
Saida because she's a dirty tramp whore slut, and that's just the way we like her.
Sei because he went home with my co-worker.
Shera because it's all about the T&A, baby.
Shoegal because she makes that face look a little bit different every time, just for me.
Sid because she's a little firecracker.
Sita because she wasn't afraid to say "NO GOLD!!"
Siv because she's funny and talented and hot and almost as fucked up as I am. We're a good pair.
sixsixty because we go WAY back. And he's seen more cock than I ever will... I admire that.
Skryche because he's funny in the smart way, and tons of fun to get tanked with. And I like his shirts.
Skylar is hotter than a hot plate, and hangs with celebrities a lot.
Smurf because she has skin like soymilk.
sTacycaTs works that palindrome like WHAT!
Stormy because there's no one I'd rather be locked in a strange bathroom half naked and doing lines with. She's the bees knees.
TaTpUnKgUrL13 because she justifies sobriety fairly well.
thirtyseven because I can't believe we don't hang out 24/7 - she's THAT cool.
tHiSiSyOuRbRaIn because he looks stunning in his girlfriend's pink underwear.
Thora is a kitty-rescue machine.
throatneedle because he spills my drinks all the damn time, and I STILL love him.
Tilly, those EYES! *glee*
Tina because she rocks for a CAUSE, and she's all jetset and shit.
tmronin because I'm his other wife. He's a ROCKSTAR photographer, and if you haven't been naked in front of him already, do it.
tokyo is the only one with whom I can swoon over Rufus. :B
Trixie is an ass slut, and I miss her.
tuxy and I might actutally get to make out someday. Until then, she's a triflin' ho.
Twwly because I haven't the words to explain how I feel about her. She knows. She makes me proud to be Canadian.
UnnecessaryZ because even though he sleeps with everyone and makes out with my fianc, he still manages to be charming. And funny as hell.
VictoriaBlueNYC, lemme do your makeup!
violently can kick your ass, and I'd totally cheer her on.
Vixen because she's miss popularity.
vyeseleph because she's going to be my own personal private OBGYN.
waxangel because it's safe to say he's my homeboy. He's one of those awesome/insanely smart/totally hot types. Now if he wasn't such a douche...
Weetzie has freckles, and I approve.
whosyourlibra because she allowed me to save her hair, and she's a blast to have around - especially when boozin' it up.
WuvMonki, where have you been?
ymonster because he's talented beyond belief and an all around magnificent person. I'm proud to say he's my friend.
Zarina makes me think of honey dipped lesbians.
Zui wanted a lightening bolt, so I gave her one. And she rocked it.
_mike_ because me made a hamstermonster... and I may ask him to tattoo it on me when I tackle him in August.
*WHEW!*
Have a good weekend, lovers. Talk to you all on Monday.
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.....eh, nah."
you did a fantastic job on me saturday.
*whoooooosh* vagina breeze.
♥jess.