Right behind SPOILER is one of two things. a rambling of about how I've staggered through my sleep deprived last three days watching the Saints shit their trews, Peyton Manning playing the game of his life, swearing at Youtube for pulling NFL highlights, the Carolina Panthers shitting their trews, Tom Brady rape the Queens version of the cover-2, swearing, busting a gut at Egg's 'music... Read More
If it's not the browser crashing it's SG going down. And if it isn't SG going down it's a momentary power outage that wipes out a blog post. Feck's sake. Hello power grid, you are allowed to function as normal. The storms were two days ago. I was out in them, head to head into an 80mph wind walking across the waterlogged Gibby Park. The... Read More
most people whought it was a sex scene lol i like the show its funny lol
so yeah im hoping i get it but with my luck you never know
so how are you man
also how far you through death note now
I was in a vendetta kind of mood. So I did a survey. It was a unique survey, so I filled it out. Hours were hurt, minutes mutilated and seconds slaughtered as I waded through it. However you may not be in the mood to read such a long thing at the moment so I'll use a little trick that I've never used before:
You should have pulled a 'Jack Nicholson in the porno theatre from The Departed' act. Nobody would be giving much of a feck about being upstaged after that.
Are you really a professional alcohol tester?
I've yet to see the film, but a brief google session reveals something about a cop and a dildo. I can only assume that hilarity ensued.
While I don't officially get paid to drink one could easily make the mistake of thinking I do. I drink like it's my job. Luckily if you saw me do my actual job you would realize why I'm not dead from alcohol poisoning yet. Damn I'm a slacker.
Take this lump of sugar bay-beh,
You know you want it.
Father Dougal Maguire - My Lovely Horse (rejected lyrics)
Always wanted to start this gibberish with a song lyric. Just needed to find the right song. God bless the internet. Girls request your friendship out of the blue then put up picture of the bare boobs and butts like roseleonard. What a world.... Read More
cool ill tell you if i get hold of another gripping series you should have told me you had trouble getting the last volumes i could have sent them via msn lol
and poi should be a laugh once we get shit sorted lol
Oh. And what exactly did you mean? That you have to drink the cow's milk right after you drink her blood? OK I'll do it the next time I drink a cow's blood. You never knwo
Well that was a first. I simply hit enter, somehow the browser skips back a page and wipes out my blog entry. Hmmm, novel.
Usually I'd be calling for someone's balls to be shit on over this. But I'm in a good mood. A very good mood. Because like them I had a great day yesterday.
The union finally did us good. There was a wage discrimination issue with our employers. The union revved up, got many members, walked to the plate and yelled 'GIMME' and our employers admitted they were in the wrong but needed to save some face so they cut a very generous deal. A VERY GENEROUS deal. And it's... Read More
Last week ended 21 years of hostilities between me and cheesecake.
This week has seen the end of 10 years of cold war between me and my favourite teacher at school.
You see at school, economics was my subject of choice and the teacher, one Mr Palompo, was freaking awesome. Just an awesome inspiring teacher with a badass sense of humour. Economics ruled so hard... Read More
Well, they haven't found out about the doggie porn yet...okay that was gross. Not even going to continue to joke about that for fear of barfing. I had a similar tinge in my stomach after I found out Screech from "Saved By the Bell" released a sex tape giving some poor lady a "Dirty Sanchez". Gross.
Shame the thumping wasn't on the TV live though. Would have stayed up for it. I love the sports but within reason. The Chinese Grand Prix was on live in the middle of the night but I didn't watch it because I ha dto work and I'm a professional. A shitty video feed of the Bears slaughter of the Seahags... Read More
wow i dont think ive ever met anyone that hated cheesecake...that shit is the best..i could eat it everyday of my life. wow my mouth just got watery just thinking about it
In case you were wondering Egg the 'Lochside Barracuda' beat the 'Motor City Cobra' Thomas 'Hitman' Hearns by default. The man never showed. That's how you bust a big slick talker, threaten to bust his balls (and ding-a-ling) in public and they go real quiet everytime. Score one for the Egg.
Back to the writing grindmill this week. New novel. First new thing I've done... Read More
Holy flip. The Predator 2 soundtrack kicks so much ass I'll be crapping blood for a month. It's a pest but it's well worth it.
The Egg objected to the last journal entry. When I typed 'Time to watch a Minger in action' he felt I was referring to him as it was his picture above in the Youtube video. This was not the case.... Read More
Wow! That video only rivals "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" in awesomeness. In fact, that's what that movie was missing, "Top Gun" music. Yes, that's the tops!
I LOVE the definition! Keep them coming!
I can't get the Kickboxer soundtrack out of my head. Is troubling. Not as troubling as Jean Claude Van-Damme's photography habits on Thailand waters but it is pesky.
Hmmm, what have I learned this week. I know I'll use the list item thing to... list: Actually screw that, seems far to bloody complicated. Up with ta... eff it.
Video editing is fun. Especially when you... Read More
well if you had watched that trailer of the film called death note you would under satnd abit lol
oh and the underwear on pauly's head isnt his but gingersnaps lol
Oh my god! I found this video a few months ago and COULD NOT get it out of my head for a few weeks! You've just re-planted the seed! Thanks a lot.
P.S. I'm obsessed with your British slang! Teach me, teach me more!
And I am not about to let one part of my body die without it having my express written permission.