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Sup! Sup! Sup! Sup motherrrrrr.... no, there will be no profanity in this blog. I shall not allow it. It is wrong - just like capitalism but I must demonstrate how I've grown within myself and indeed, spiritually, in this long moralistic absence from the humble home of punky porn.


Wank! Spunk! Boobs! Tits! Bollocks! Feck! And balls!

Tssssch, and so it starts.

Sup! Sup!...
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pixelkid:
I think that's an excellent idea. Maybe there's a new charity for poor SG account holders. "Please donate to the SG relief fund. For just five dollars a month, you can allow a young man or woman the ability to look at pierced nipples". I could get behind that cause...
_pauly_:
Well I met someone, dated, asked her to marry me and Ta-da!!!

Thats a-bingo wink

How are you doing sir?
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I divorce myself from the PS2, NFL, literature and world of Seagal DVD's to bring thou this:

Artists & Paxman:



Paxman & BBC3:



& Ninjas:



SHAKANINJA!
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skeneo:
Guess who is back man biggrin how the hell are you WOOOOO and stuff lol
thescottness:
hmmm.... I wonder... do you still check this?
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I had this great dream the other night.

I'm in bed with this beautiful woman and she says she'll give the the monster screw of my life if I stop laughing at the word 'peck'. Which I can't do. She tries to make me stop but fails. She leaves and I'm still laughing at the word 'peck'. It was a great dream.

Then last night...
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syntropia:
And a happy amorlsystemofconsumerism to you too!
lizzi:


I'm always thinking I can turn these blogs into something epical when I think about them but when it comes to the actual writing I haven't the worth and wherewithal to make it happen


I feel the exact same way. Happy New Year!

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The phrase "...you are not children" should never be used at a wedding.

That phrase is the biggest "Well, DUH!" phrase as far as marriage goes for the simple fact that there are laws to prevent children getting married! Also causing a certain guest to almost break down in laughter and cast a cloud of disgrace at the ceremony is another reason not to use...
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brocklee:
im thankful for my brap brotha the argonaut god.!!
BEAST UP!

brock
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29 years I dodged the suit bullet. No funerals to attend, no proper weddings to attend. Nothing, nada, zero. Only had one job interview that I needed to look smart for (and I still wore jeans for that one - didn't get the job. Working for a bank, not exactly the ideal transition from supermarket work. Still had to deal with the low form of...
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lizzi:
Every dude should own one suit smile
cahrizz:
i like a good suit as long as i don't look like i'm apt to rape the land or that greed and ego or my goals.

how've ya been mate? i'm starting to get my head above water myself now i've got to get a job. maybe start writing again. but the shit storms pretty much past and the suicidal thoughts have passed and war just angers me as do governments.
the steven movies i like i can;t remember the titles to man. and i'm afraid i only liked three of them. one of them took place in alaska. a place i have come to miss. take care man.
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Strange coincidence du jour:

1) The NFL season starts and my knee problems flare up and are in a lot of pain.
2) Rex Grossman starts the NFL season as Bears QB. My knees are in a lot of pain.

Yesterday: Lovie yanks Rex for Griese.
Yesterday: I can bend my knees without pain.

Coincidence? I think not. Maybe. There has to be something to...
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rebelsmartgirl:
wait...you love the nfl and you're in the uk?? puh-lease tell me how one can watch nfl games!! i'm dying because mlb is getting exciting and all of the live feeds on my computer are blocked! arg! mad
poopy:
wink
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I wouldn't wish me on a broke-dick dog. Ever.

Yes I've weighed the pros and cons and one side of that scale is significantly heavier. The only thing that should be wished for a broke-dick dog is an unbroken-dick, or a fixed-dick (I'd go with the former myself, the latter implies a that the dog suffered some). So there we go.

Hello. I'm on a...
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cahrizz:
word on what you said. except just because there are a few pyschos who do the wrong thing and believe in it doesn't make it the norm or the truth. these same people who have never done what me and my brothers do constantly make judgements on us and the information they usually get from a level of people who do not always paint the picture truthfully and honestly. and this especially goes for the media who twist and turn information to however their interests care to hear it said.

i can't say how many times an explosion went off and killed a few people and injured a number of others and heard what the news reported happened. hearing twice the number of people even present have died. they never make corrections on the numbers.
and i should know i was there. the thing is there are a few things happening over there.

one of the most important things is that people are garnering for power and selling ideas to poor people who go out killing eachother in the name of an idea that isn't exactly an honest idea while the wolves in sheep's clothing keep taking for their own greed. iraqies and especially cheeney and bush and the people pushing their buttons.

i doubt it's true the nazis found something inhumane. and if they did i'd like to hear what their alternative was.

the deepest truth everyone is afraid to actually identify is that war has no rules. the biggest joke is someone tries to implace rules. and the ones who started in europe are the last to follow through with those said rules. and that's history and fact my friend.

there are rumors that the cia tirtures people. i can not personally say one thing is true or not but those people that are truly terrorists are not covered under the genieava conventions. one of the first rules under the conventions is that an army where's a uniform. these people do not follow any rules. so as sad is for me to admit this i do not feel like they can even be treated in the same vein. but i am not entirely sure torture of the physical variety is necessary. forcing someone to stay awake is not a bad thing if you know that person is a terrorist.

i say this because what line can you draw to protect the freedom of people who only have a narrow view of the world?

man that's a lot of grey area.

i feel for the people who i truly did help in that forsaken nation of iraq. there were a lot of good people. they are on their own a mixed up nation of people confused of their own culture as it is mixed in the deep past and the current now.

segal films man.... i can't remember the names of the ones i've watched man.

and another thing: the u.s. isn't as guillty of all the bad things in the world as people make them out to be. how about a certain colonizer who when they granted independence purposely split the new countries down ethic lines that would insure constant tumult among their peoples? and the french were the even worst than you guys.

we might have inherited slavery but we were the first to spread librite in the world. though it's not perfect it beats the hell out the suppressions that rocked england not so many years ago where people weren't even able to speak freely. look the president of iran is here and wanted to speak at queens college. he was granted free speech though he was full of shit. you the man when asked about homosexuality in his country said that unlike my country there were no homosexuals in iran. can you believe it?

but then again i think it's bullshit we have to have passports to go across imaginary borders. it sickens my heart. the world is circular. we are ourselves free but people find it in their interests to limit our travel and where we live.

i call this all greed.




cahrizz:
hey man. are you going to any of the hockey games over the weekend?
be interested to know.

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One of the many beauties of the internet is that one can get up in the middle of the night and order whatever one wants.

The other week my mattress decided to take liberties with my back. I mean the scumbag made my back it's prison bitch without the fluid. Roughed it up. It was an improvement on the previous mattress that had the broken...
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happylittlebitch:
sorry, it's gonna say Harry Potter
brocklee:
MAN u lost 20 lbs?? BRAAAP FAM.BRRAP...
dood..im gonna host a dubstep grime party over here for holloween.in the san mateo....30 minutes south of san francsico ..them san mateo kids will piss their pants when my sublow and eski beats drop....then make the ladies panties wet when i rewind the wifey riddim ova and ova..hahaha.WE WANT TO SCARE DEM skull
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Over the past fortnight I've been listening to this audiobook 'The Undercover Economist'. It's about an economist who tries to explain economics to the masses without getting into textbook terms (such terms put me off going to uni to study the thing - among other reasons). It is a fascinating book. Makes you think.

Some of the stories he relays are quite extraordinary (like the...
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brocklee:
HAHAHA.....WE GETS SOO CRUNKED FAM.....WOTS GOOD BRUV??
poopy:
biggrin
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To celebrate finishing the 1st draft of my book I gave myself food poisoning and have spent the best part of the last few days trying to forget all the undigested food that thundered through me. It will be a very long time before I have rice and curried mince. It'll be even long before I have sushi also. Not that I ate sushi, it...
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poopy:
i'm back..my holidays are over....i'm updating my blog! wink
figmentation:
bible bashing bumble butts are fucking scary.

Do some research into the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints (or mormonism) and while you're there, check out also Bob Jones University.

See how much these uber right winged conservative biblethumpers have invested eVERYWHER! You can't drive through a town without the first one owning some part of the land, and apartments and town. Not to mention that they are major shareholders in all of the major corporations.
Go see... it's disgusting. It's scary.


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Been writing like a bastard on my book recently hence lack of updates and hence no more updates until I've [INCOMING PRIME MINISTER GORDON BROWN IMPRESSION COMPLETE WITH HAND GESTURES THAT HE'S TAKEN YEARS TO MASTER] locked in [/INCOMING PRIME MINISTER GORDON BROWN IMPRESSION COMPLETE WITH HAND GESTURES THAT HE'S TAKEN YEARS TO MASTER] the thing.

On the plus side I'm going to renew the...
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poopy:
yeahhhhh wink
skeneo:
Happy Birthday biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

hope you have a blast and moany more man
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Big Ears and Horseface are glove tearing bastards.

There's this new museum that's been built and to officially open it for us common people, royalty has been invited. Charles & Camilla (and Queen Sonia of Norway but since her dominion ain't part of the EU, and the fact her land produced Vikings and I can't stand the thought of Vikings having a queen for some...
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poopy:
eeek
syntropia:
You should try making shit shiny for rich fuckers... or, uh, as you seem to be well aquainted with that one... ever hear of neoprene? It takes rubber out for a walk in the country... and I'm talking border country where no one'll hear you scream... and slips it the ol'mickey, gives it a nice lube job, and goes at it like an old rotter beating it to photonic porn all night in between sobbing sessions and re-positioning the web cam, and then dumps it's split, ripped and most definately no longer protective remains in the closest mass grave. Nitrile's not bad either!