zork

According to the D&D Personality Test I am a Lawful Good Dwarf Paladin. Except that I'm kinda tall for a dwarf. I do have a beard, though.

What are you?

I bought some chapstick the other day. Unfortunately, I wasn't paying close attention to my choice, and accidentally bought strawberry-flavoured (and strawberry-scented) chapstick.

Now, everywhere I go, everything smells like strawberries.

Slave to the Beep

I get a lot of email. Some of it is important. But really... is it that important? Am I that important?

I am a slave to the beep. My email program beeps... I drop what I'm doing and rush to check the mail. Mostly it's not important. Once in a while, it's something I need to deal with quickly. But not...
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All my jokes are falling flat on their faces these days. I really should just give up this "trying to be funny" thing. Clearly somebody else got all the "funny" genes. Alas.

It seems that I'm back. Likely it'll prove to be a mistake... signing up to the single most distracting WWW site in the world, as I try to finish up my degree. But we'll see.

Hi... in case anybody's listening...

So long, and thanks for all the fish...