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I made Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum and Beemo (BMO) dolls.

Up next-- Marcelene and Lady Rainicorn.

Fun fact: I had to tape Finn to the wall for the photos; he has wobbly legs.

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cassendre:
aww nice,nice!!!
stoner839:
This is fucking awesome! That show is amazing.
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Is this enough green?

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There once lived 3 dinos

couldn't fit into chinos

so one said "what the hey!"

"those pants suck anyway!"

So they wore only vests

(To show off their green chests)

and little green top hats

for luck on ol' St. Pat's.

(I used no specific form just rhyming AA BB CC and so forth.)

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And what's St Patty
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horror_head:
Love the little vests. It'd be even more hilarious if you put underwear on them! I guess some things are best left to the imagination....
adelina:
@horror_head superb idea. I can do that. Gimme a couple days to put the Dino thongs together. 
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Why do you blog?

Is it to share,

to inspire,

to vent,

to connect,

to sort through your thoughts,

to feel less alone,

to make friends?

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This is probably the most active I've been on this site-- journaling almost every couple or every few days, and I'm struggling with WHY I am doing it. Why bother? Is there really a point? For all
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adelina:
I didn't notice before... @turnpro
turnpro:
Really?!
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Tacocat has undergone eye surgery to replace his two-hole button eyes with four-hole button eyes.

This was a suggestion from @bepps who said that my cat is and I quote "not atrocious" but would be much improved with four-hole buttons.

And the before pic: (from yesterday)

There's not much difference.

This will be the last tacocat entry. Promise!

Xx

Ps

"Nobody but you" -- Charles
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teddykev:
Got some good news for the treads https://suicidegirls.com/groups/everything-sg/thread/549958/ :)
turnpro:
Aww....
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It's a taco, it's a cat. It's a tacocat.

I'm pretty happy with how my new palindrome cat turned out. I used leftover yarn from previous projects, so I didn't have to purchase any supplies!

The face-off. Who would you put your $$$ on?

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J says my tacocat looks like the taco bell dog. :-(

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Over the weekend I read Bukowski's
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adelina:
@gideonstargrave Right! Bukowski is possibly too honest and straightforward. To the point of being hurtful. I can see the necessity of it though at times. He seemed free, yes, but at also from his writings I've come to the conclusion he was also truly miserable. In many ways, brilliance equals overwhelming unhappiness.
gideonstargrave:
"He who increaseth his wisdom, increaseth his sorrow' - someone, somewhere at some time.
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Made a new cheekini for my friend, Socks. Face down, ass up, yo.

Notice the ample cheeks, the grace, the fine form.

Truly exquisite structure.

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turnpro:
Face down, ass up = yum. 
ihsv1683:
well....I was taught at school, when boys were actually given lessons in how to be self sufficient....besides it was much more fun to learn and we got sit next to girls....so much more useful that Latin!
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Jesus rides Falcor.

Jesus rides a unicorn.

Jesus rides an armadillo. So does D. Vader.

Jesus rides a giraffe.

Jesus rides a dinosaur.

Jesus rides a dinosaur up in a tree.

Jesus rides a stag.

Jesus rides a scooter.

Jesus rides a little kid bike.


xx

ps Jesus gets tattooed.

pps

Jesus rides. The Dude Abides.

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harshrocker:
Jesus gets around.
xxxxxx555:
that's the best pic i've seen on SG!
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New kitty tights. So this is my first time doing one of those days-of-the-week photos. Is there a "meow-meow Monday?" Maybe? [I missed Caturday.] There's a mani[a]c, morose, mournful, miserable, motherfuck Monday, I think. :-)

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There's this part in James Franco's Actors Anonymous I'd like to share with you.

"If everything is performance, maybe the most real performance is pornography...
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gideonstargrave:
Wear the beanies anyway!!!!
adelina:
@gideonstargrave Haven't worn one since Dec. 2004 when I received the smurf comment. ;-)
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Which nerd are you?

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And thank you for your patience as I work through this current obsession with the diarrhea song. I somehow missed on this rite of passage as a child. ;-)

Here's one I wrote on sci-fi writers. I haven't thought of a title yet. Ideas?

//

When you're traveling with Verne

And you feel your ass burn:

Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

//

When you
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ostrich:
I am six of these nerds.
adelina:
Let me guess: Sci-fi/Computer/Science/Movies/Music/and Comic Books?
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Inspiration is a funny thing. When you least expect it, there it is. Yesterday I stumbled upon a little song in The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes. A diarrhea song.

Did you sing (a variant of) the diarrhea song when you were a little kid? (Apparently, there are MANY different versions of the diarrhea song, and kids love to come up with new...
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gideonstargrave:
Also, I did not experience this as a child either.However, a current co-worker busts out random "blah blah diarrhea. Diarrhea." often.
mrwaverly:
Is that a painting by Ingres?
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Is this statement true for you:

I come home from work, change clothes, sit in front of the computer and masturbate.

(a) Yes, 100% true.

(b) Fuck no. Masturbation is the LAST thing on my to-do list.

(c) Nunya bizness, nosey biatch!

(d) Sometimes true, sometimes not.

The reason I ask is because there was this part in Chuck Klosterman's book The Visible Man...
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turnpro:
Klosterman! Hell yeah. 
turnpro:
Oh, and the answer for me is d. Rarely, actually. More often it's the last thing I do before going to sleep (I sleep naked and I'm already in bed, so...yeah) and the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning (morning wood BIG TIME and then I just get in the shower....)
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Loves. Lovers. Why are we working so hard? What is it all for? We need to constantly center and then re-center ourselves. Where to look for directions? Ecclesiastes. It's the only book in the Bible worth re-reading a bajillion times [well, I'm a wee bit partial to Song of Solomon as well] and it is the simplest how-to-live-life manual you can find.

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adelina:
@kaicito Have not read any Goffman. Sounds like my cup o'tea! I am intrigued by the line between individual authenticity versus performance. Thanks for the recommendation. 
turnpro:
Yeah, that sounds interesting....