In the last 24 Hours, have you...?
1. Had sex: in the last 48, yes, but in the last 24... strangely, no.
2. Bought something: coffee w/ cream, new parts for the truck.
3. Gotten sick: nope.
4. Been kissed: and how!
5. Ate something: ?
6. Felt stupid: for cleaning maybe a bit too well.
7. Talked to an ex: yes. not that it's...
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1. Had sex: in the last 48, yes, but in the last 24... strangely, no.
2. Bought something: coffee w/ cream, new parts for the truck.
3. Gotten sick: nope.
4. Been kissed: and how!
5. Ate something: ?
6. Felt stupid: for cleaning maybe a bit too well.
7. Talked to an ex: yes. not that it's...
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ugh.
i worked 14 hours today.
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text message received on my cell phone earlier this evening:
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This message is to
confirm that your order of
...BLOWJOB (2 count)...
was confirmed and shipped
out SEPT. 7, 2005, and is
scheduled to arrive upon
your ... arrival home.
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i worked 14 hours today.
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text message received on my cell phone earlier this evening:
- - - - Message - - - -
This message is to
confirm that your order of
...BLOWJOB (2 count)...
was confirmed and shipped
out SEPT. 7, 2005, and is
scheduled to arrive upon
your ... arrival home.
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VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
toxicboy:
Best GF in the world? You can't mean Toxicgirl! Shes MINE! 
Oh wait (looks over script) uhhh.....Oh yeah Juliana...shes cool....I guess
Oh wait (looks over script) uhhh.....Oh yeah Juliana...shes cool....I guess
juliana:
I will miss you when you're gone from here, d'b.
a four hour bath with you.
steam curling off the surface of the water,
candlelight clinging to your curves
and singing in your eyes
that shimmer to put the bathwater to shame.
steam curling off the surface of the water,
candlelight clinging to your curves
and singing in your eyes
that shimmer to put the bathwater to shame.
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juliana:
... for the illiterate.
... for the illiterate.
stickyrice:
This is some new form of torture, isn't it?
I was just thinking...
I make good money.
I am an uncle 6 times over.
I have a wonderful (albiet crazy and exasperating), loving family.
I have great friends.
I've got my own little recording studio.
I write songs that I can't get out of my head.
I have the three best cats in the universe.
I am totally and completely in love with the...
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I make good money.
I am an uncle 6 times over.
I have a wonderful (albiet crazy and exasperating), loving family.
I have great friends.
I've got my own little recording studio.
I write songs that I can't get out of my head.
I have the three best cats in the universe.
I am totally and completely in love with the...
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juliana:
nice new fave hot/hotsmart/smart girls list. thing. ly. esque.
p.s. i miss you when you're sleeping. i am loser.
p.s. i miss you when you're sleeping. i am loser.
Goddamn it! I just accidentally reased a HUGE email! I made a type-o while typing the last line and hit backspace. For some stupid trackpad-related reason, instead of erasing the last few words that I'd typed, it backed me through the last few pages I'd been to in that window, and everything I'd written got lost in the accidental shuffle!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr
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grrrrrrrrrrrr
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One...
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anja:
you are astoundingly genuine. it is appreciated. it was lovely to meet you.
finklestein:
had a good time last weekend. glad to have met you.
ROAD TRIP UPDATE #2
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We've come as far as Gillette, Wyoming. This has been my favorite state so far. It's so, so beautiful.
We saw both the S.D. Badlands and Devil's Tower yesterday. Devil's Tower was easily one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen.
Free wireless connections in hotel rooms make me very happy.
Not every having enough time to write kinda...
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We've come as far as Gillette, Wyoming. This has been my favorite state so far. It's so, so beautiful.
We saw both the S.D. Badlands and Devil's Tower yesterday. Devil's Tower was easily one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen.
Free wireless connections in hotel rooms make me very happy.
Not every having enough time to write kinda...
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juliana:
miss
miss
miss you, miss you
miss
miss you, miss you
stickyrice:
Hey thanks for the comment. I want a road trip! (Your stop in Beloit was just over the stateline from my hometown in Illinois.) (I'm never going back.)
ROAD TRIP UPDATE
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We're in Beloit, Wisconsin! Drove all the way here from Rochester, NY yesterday. Tons of great pictures, and some good videos, too, but no time to show any of that now. We happened across an internet cafe here in little Beloit, and so I just have time to post a little something before we're off again.
All I gotta say so...
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We're in Beloit, Wisconsin! Drove all the way here from Rochester, NY yesterday. Tons of great pictures, and some good videos, too, but no time to show any of that now. We happened across an internet cafe here in little Beloit, and so I just have time to post a little something before we're off again.
All I gotta say so...
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juliana:
... the hell? I thought I had posted here.
shit. the weakerthans have been rocking my week.
i'm much too tired to write more than that.
shit. the weakerthans have been rocking my week.
i'm much too tired to write more than that.
Wow it's late.
My plane leaves in just about 6 hours. I've been up for idunnohowlong, sitting outside by my front door, loading songs into iTunes and bouncing them onto the iPod for the trip. I'm flying to Boston in the morning to help a friend move to Canada.
I've known James since the second grade. His brand-new wife just got accepted for a 2...
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My plane leaves in just about 6 hours. I've been up for idunnohowlong, sitting outside by my front door, loading songs into iTunes and bouncing them onto the iPod for the trip. I'm flying to Boston in the morning to help a friend move to Canada.
I've known James since the second grade. His brand-new wife just got accepted for a 2...
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juliana:
Up too late. No snoring accompanies me at this hour.
... Wish I could say that was a good thing.
So how was the rum n 'GINA?
... Wish I could say that was a good thing.
So how was the rum n 'GINA?
juliana:
This sake is most delicious. I don't remember it being THIS DELICIOUS.
: huge sigh of relief :
The three weeks of work is done. Round two with Resto is under my belt. Wait, make that round three - I'd forgotten about that little week-long stint in June. Whichever one it is, I don't have to worry about doing it again until mid July. Fuck... just saying that fills me with a cool flood of relief.
I...
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The three weeks of work is done. Round two with Resto is under my belt. Wait, make that round three - I'd forgotten about that little week-long stint in June. Whichever one it is, I don't have to worry about doing it again until mid July. Fuck... just saying that fills me with a cool flood of relief.
I...
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juliana:
You look so cute all shorn and squeaky clean. Think I'll join you in bed now.
juliana:
Ten days is a long time.
ugh.
grrrrrrr
why am i so cranky?
grrrrrrr
why am i so cranky?
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juliana:
::stripping off clothes::
COME ON, THE BATH TUB'S STILL HOT!
COME ON, THE BATH TUB'S STILL HOT!
juliana:
Hahaha. You commented in pink.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
i've only ever used this one.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
my eyes
my hands
my ____
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
stains on my teeth
allergies that strike at random
addiction to nicotine
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
grits w/ butter & cracked black pepper
lefsa & lutefisk
bratwurst & sauerkraut
THREE THINGS...
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i've only ever used this one.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
my eyes
my hands
my ____
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
stains on my teeth
allergies that strike at random
addiction to nicotine
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
grits w/ butter & cracked black pepper
lefsa & lutefisk
bratwurst & sauerkraut
THREE THINGS...
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obsidity:
rad.
juliana:
1) Your eyes
2) Your hands
3) Your TRA-LA-LA!
2) Your hands
3) Your TRA-LA-LA!
Last night was great, but that had nothing to do with the Masturbate-a-Thon. I have only three words for that: gross, gross, and gross. Oh wait - i forgot lame - so I guess that's four words.
What the fuck is is with San Francisco!? It has such a reputation for being a sexual city, but it seems that someone way up there in the...
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What the fuck is is with San Francisco!? It has such a reputation for being a sexual city, but it seems that someone way up there in the...
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obsidity:
hun, that was 2 nights ago.
But yeah, I agree with your assessment.
But yeah, I agree with your assessment.
prettyb0y:
"Masturbate-a-Thon"? I'm not sure if I want to have that one explained to me.
... FUUUCK