About Me

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Yes, I painted that.""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Yes, I fuck girls in porno movies."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Yes, I quit my day job"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

MEMBER SINCE: August 2003

occupation: i paint and people buy the paintings and then i use the money to buy food and pay the rent. And I also am the porn actor Zak Sabbath. No kidding.

i lost my virginity: but I gained a lifelong addiction.

makes me happy: only one thing

makes me sad: only one thing

most humbling moment: realizing i no longer wanted to fuck Joan Jett and that, therefore, my life had no purpose

fantasy: What? Can't I get a cup of coffee without doing a monkey dance for you freaks?