age: 31 (May 10, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: chef

stats: 5 ft 10 in 130 lb

sign: taurus

body mods: continuous modification via spontaneous genetic mutation.

gets me hot: intelligence. wit. passion. creativity. comfort in silence. a girl who isn't afraid to get dirty.

most humbling moment: realising i'm not as smart as people think i am.

fantasy: drawing someone nude, and so on. in real life, though, i'd get into the drawing part way too much and forget the fantasy.

makes me happy: perfectly cooked scrambled eggs. i mean fucking perfect. that chill you get from some tunes. playing/hiking with my dogs. goofing around with friends. great conversations/arguments.

makes me sad: the fact that people everywhere are starving and that i work at a place where throwing away 10 percent of the food i make is praise-worthy.

heroes: people who inspire creativity and a positive spirit in others. people who are confident in who they are and as such do not feel the need to put others down.

i lost my virginity: to a girl i loved under the worst and funniest conditions. boxcar-style!