age: 97 (Jul 14, 1914)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: Library Bounty Hunter. Steal our books and DIE.
body mods: tentacles, proboscis, compound eyes; the usual stuff
crush: Snape (I don't care if he's not real), lots of girls
makes me sad: stalkers and trolls; also, pretty much anything if I'm in a sad mood
most humbling moment: way too arrogant for that
stats: fat and lazy
makes me happy: people not being psychotic, reactionary, conservative, know-nothing, misogenist, racist, homophobic assholes; progressive politics and feminism triumping, the library, animals, happy little kids, money, having friends, my relatives being healthy, people with common sense
fantasy: Homemade Underpants
i lost my virginity: to a wookie
gets me hot: animal dildos
sign: Free to a Good Home
I can't wait until I get the money my aunt is supposed to give me so I can finally buy a laptop. It was supposed to be here three weeks ago but it's tied up somewhere with the investment place.
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Squire