About Me
helping someone move is like oral sex, you do it once and they owe you forever.
age: 32 (Sep 02, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2006
occupation: homer simpson
heroes: could be you if you play your cards right.
makes me sad: ice and no snow
crush: wouldn't i like to know
i lost my virginity: can I borrow yours?
fantasy: happy??? don't know how yet.
MAY 2013
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
