About Me
warpig is a captive, intoxicated individual. Around warpig, birds suddenly relieve themselves, and choruses of angels sing innagodda divida to warpig's boney ass. Sadly, unless warpig tells you more about warpig, this is all you'll ever know about trading soy futures.
age: 40 (Nov 08, 1971)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2005
occupation: henchman
crush: Orange
makes me sad: nothing
into: being a miserable old man
gets me hot: wool underpants
fantasy: something intercourse related
BLOGS
Like the British weather, I am officially over summer and can't wait for the academic year to start.
OCTOBER 2011
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