5 and a half years between journals! Is this a record? It's a personal best, for sure. Just.

This place looks exactly the same but I can't find anything. Hot Topic has exploded all over my laptop. Everything has bleedin' moved! There's a million clickable things on every page, but none of them take me where I want to go. It took me the best part of three days to work out how to update this. I've pencilled in September to find the pics of naked chicks, all 13 million of them. What a month that promises to be.

So yeah, I'm back, riding the crest of a 3 month gift membership, given to me last decade. Hello again to all those whose friends lists I have clung onto like a determined mollusc.

To sum up the intervening time between journals: Marriage, Baby, Tattoos. But enough about me, how have you been?

5 and a half years between journals! Is this a record? It's a personal best, for sure. Just.

This place looks exactly the same but I can't find anything. Hot Topic has exploded all over my laptop. Everything has bleedin' moved! There's a million clickable things on every page, but none of them take me where I want to go. It took me the best part of three days to work out how to update this. I've pencilled in September to find the pics of naked chicks, all 13 million of them. What a month that promises to be.

So yeah, I'm back, riding the crest of a 3 month gift membership, given to me last decade. Hello again to all those whose friends lists I have clung onto like a determined mollusc.

To sum up the intervening time between journals: Marriage, Baby, Tattoos. But enough about me, how have you been?