age: 31 (Jan 24, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2005
stats: It's not a beer gut. It's a "protective coating" for my rock-hard abs.
body mods: Tongue, Labret, Nipples, and Lower Lip x2
crush: One or two. ;)
most humbling moment: Ever catch your cock in your zipper? Twice? In one hour? *points to self*
into: Video games, Movies, Music, Useless Trivia, Interweb Hilarity, Ninja, Monkeys
gets me hot: Piercings, Intelligence, Geekiness, Humor
sign: Do Not Feed the Animals
i lost my virginity: ...same day I met your mom. ZING!
BLOGS
Hey, kids! Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak turns 31 today.
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Doesn't really count, but hey, might just get some junk food and beer and play some Fallout: New Vegas or something else. The point is, I have a four-day weekend from work, half of it paid.
I'm awesome like that.
I also forgot to wish you, Gentle Reader, a Happy and Healthy 2013. Because I'm not awesome like that.
'Tis the Circle of Awesome. Or just the Circle of Looking Cool, Average-Looking, Cool, Cool, Hip And GroovyyyyyyyyyLOOKINGLIKEADICKHEAD.
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Granted, my head is rather bulbous and, let's face it, penisy.
I'm terribly random tonight, but can you blame me? I get to have some Me Time, and that doesn't happen enough these days. Damn responsibilities of being an adult and all.
Feel free to leave me some love. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-Freak
(Expand blog to see video)
Doesn't really count, but hey, might just get some junk food and beer and play some Fallout: New Vegas or something else. The point is, I have a four-day weekend from work, half of it paid.
I'm awesome like that.
I also forgot to wish you, Gentle Reader, a Happy and Healthy 2013. Because I'm not awesome like that.
'Tis the Circle of Awesome. Or just the Circle of Looking Cool, Average-Looking, Cool, Cool, Hip And GroovyyyyyyyyyLOOKINGLIKEADICKHEAD.
(Expand blog to see video)
Granted, my head is rather bulbous and, let's face it, penisy.
I'm terribly random tonight, but can you blame me? I get to have some Me Time, and that doesn't happen enough these days. Damn responsibilities of being an adult and all.
Feel free to leave me some love. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-Freak
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