age: 27 (Dec 13, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: Bartender/Personal Trainer

body mods: Pattoo and Joey

crush: asbestos

stats: i'm short, angry, and i say fuck a lot. i also have all of my teeth.

gets me hot: UFC fights. josh neer come here so i can rape you.

i lost my virginity: for shits and giggles.

makes me sad: mind games, hangovers, getting taken advantage of, not being appreciated, dead animals, being overheated, overeating, being emotional and stupid and sabotaging myself, sleeping alone, the shitfucks at work

most humbling moment: oh god like every moment of my entire life haha.

heroes: 8 year olds dude

into: pancakes, vodka, doomsday weapons, vikings, air guitar, and rape

makes me happy: getting drunk, raging out, going raping, air guitar, sleep, rain, cupcakes, brownie sundaes, getting tattooed, my best friends, puppies and candycanes