
age: 31 (May 16, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2002
occupation: loser
i lost my virginity: to someone who broke out of a psychotank
gets me hot: toothless whores wilth crack pipe burns on their lips.
most humbling moment: being called a cancer merchant and having cigarettes pelted at me.
sign: Looking for party
crush: ice
fantasy: to be recognized as the guy who never took anything serious in his life, even when he was gutted with a wood whittling knife for 3 bucks in a dark alley.
body mods: a little here, a little there.
makes me happy: laser tag.
into: spit, puke, anger, hatred, fire, death, hell, kill! laughing, loving, kitties, cuteness, joy, smiles!
makes me sad: potato salad
just to let you know.
i'm alive
life is almost good
i haven't killed myself
and i can't really use this site at work, which is the only place i go online outside of final fantasy XI
my girlfriend and i are acting like we're married... which means we're not having sex, touching, or really even talking anymore.
i enjoy work so far, i've met loads of cool gamers
my roomate situation still sucks because everyone but me is a motherfucking slob
i haven't ejaculated in a month
the end
tofu "
"
i'm alive
life is almost good
i haven't killed myself
and i can't really use this site at work, which is the only place i go online outside of final fantasy XI
my girlfriend and i are acting like we're married... which means we're not having sex, touching, or really even talking anymore.
i enjoy work so far, i've met loads of cool gamers
my roomate situation still sucks because everyone but me is a motherfucking slob
i haven't ejaculated in a month
the end
tofu "













Emperor_Tane