age: 43 (Dec 26, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Hired Gun Geek

crush: PREVIOUS CRUSH

into: Cog Sci, Outside

stats: Been bigger, been svelter

body mods: are where the judge can't see 'em

sign: HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING PRISONERS

most humbling moment: When my fellow members of "Bedwetters Anonymous" found out about my "Tapered Leg" phase

i lost my virginity: Clumsily, on the second try (much better now thanks, first try almost every time)

gets me hot: It is the thigh (no lie)

makes me happy: coffee, people who are obviously in love, simple kindnesses, crickets and thunderstorms