age: 42 (Oct 18, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Post-Modern Luddite/Part time Thuggee

stats: Big, tall, and grey all over

crush: I don't crush

fantasy: Far too complex to even get into in this small a space.

makes me sad: Neglected children, irrational arguments, generally stupid people, injustice, Republicans

body mods: 3 Tats, piercings removed long ago.

into: Rabblerousing & shit stirring. I also like to break machines and jam copiers at Kinko's on purpose.

makes me happy: Tsunamis, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, and mudslides.

gets me hot: Isabelle Corey (circa 1955) or any other French girl. I'm a sucker for an accent. Proper spelling and grammer. I also have had a teminal lifelong thing for black girls which will eventually leave me dead or broke and crying in some putrid gutter. But it's OK - I've been there before and it's not so bad.

i lost my virginity: Once, in about 5 seconds at 17. Two pumps and a squirt. Pitiful isn't it.

most humbling moment: Every day I breath.