age: 37 (Jan 21, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: janitor

stats: six fo' buck eighty

why i did sg: i just read the articles

body mods: "my skin is too pretty for that shit"

crush: orange

into: political rants, slippers, trees, my stuffed burro knee-high, and basketball.

fantasy: a gang of girls in big fuzzy pull over sweaters take me up in the hills and teach me secret lessons in bicycle mechanics so i don't have to walk to work

i lost my virginity: to myself

sign: aquarius

gets me hot: friction