age: 30 (Jan 21, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2002

occupation: band slut

sign: the only thing I can sign is the middle finger

fantasy: never having to work again. Now that's a fucking fantasy.

gets me hot: Romance. Isn't that sad?

i lost my virginity: and I felt awkward buying the condoms so I bought a candy bar with the condoms.

why i did sg: Hot chicks, rad community and I can play guitar while looking at it.

body mods: I have a couple here and there. I have an angel and devil pin up on each bicep, a motor knife on my right forearm, some roses with a joker and cards coming out of the roses, a "Love Thy Neighbor" styled tattoo but the banner says "Sweet Tender Hooligan" and I have a chest piece with a clipper ship with mermaids on anchors on each side with a banner that says, "Never Walk Alone". Armpits are next.

crush: Oh so many to name here.

into: Learning to play any instrument I can get my hands on, working on cars, Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, traditional "tattoos" (not tats or ink), and lots of experimental sex.