age: 32 (Nov 27, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: mindnumbing drudgery

sign: How's my driving? I am withholding drugs. Nasa coverup.

crush: Charlotte Gainsbourg.

makes me happy: Windmills do not work like that.

fantasy: I am the last dragon, I have the power of the glow.

i lost my virginity: to a realdoll.

body mods: When I was about 13 I stood on the open end of a garbage can, it tipped over and now I have this weird ridge in the muscle above my knee.

into: reading, being cheap, B complex vitamins, buffy/angel, white rice, jasmine rice, brown rice, short grain rice, long grain rice, medium grain rice, rice shaped pasta, pilaf, spanish rice, rice balls, fried rice.

gets me hot: Strange, mean, obnoxious women. Kittens. Tricycles. Clowns shoes.

stats: I'm having so much fun. My lucky number's one. aie! aie! aie!

makes me sad: Windmills do not work like that.