I have a good attitude toward menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude toward menstruation.
Yet, as much as I like to plagiarize the Kids In The Hall, I still can't eat a girl out when she's having her period.
Yet, as much as I like to plagiarize the Kids In The Hall, I still can't eat a girl out when she's having her period.
Trying to watch a Quentin Tarantino movie on Bravo is one of the most difficult things I've tried to do in years. "I'm jackin' wit you, you doggone Maryland farmer!" Ugh, I hate dubbing. Why can't they just beep curse words? Why, oh, why?
Whenever I've heard someone say "Gay marriage is just unnatural", my normal response is "who gives a fuck?".
But, now I get it.
Now I understand why it's just so unnatural, filthy and revolting.
Approximately 90% of the male population of the U.S. are named either Steve, John, Keith, Robert/Bob or a handful of other common names. Who could favor having two Johns marry? Who would want two Harrys marrying or, God forbid, two Dicks? It might be ok if one of the Dicks went by Richard, but that's still a bit much.
Now I can grok the fundie God in all of his psychotically severe homophobia. If I ever heard "Hi, I'm Jerry Sizzler and this is my Husband, Jerry Sizzler." I'd be a'smitin', too. I'd be smiting all over the place.
But, now I get it.
Now I understand why it's just so unnatural, filthy and revolting.
Approximately 90% of the male population of the U.S. are named either Steve, John, Keith, Robert/Bob or a handful of other common names. Who could favor having two Johns marry? Who would want two Harrys marrying or, God forbid, two Dicks? It might be ok if one of the Dicks went by Richard, but that's still a bit much.
Now I can grok the fundie God in all of his psychotically severe homophobia. If I ever heard "Hi, I'm Jerry Sizzler and this is my Husband, Jerry Sizzler." I'd be a'smitin', too. I'd be smiting all over the place.
I just watched one of the second season episodes of Dead Like Me and, while, it's true that I can drink too much, too often and it does affect my memory... I don't remember any of the first season episodes sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch like "Send In The Clowns".
What the hell happened? Did Brian Singer leave? It's so fucking, intensely, mindnumbingly, insanely mediocre. And this is coming from someone who thinks Beer Bad is a pretty decent Buffy episode.
What the hell happened? Did Brian Singer leave? It's so fucking, intensely, mindnumbingly, insanely mediocre. And this is coming from someone who thinks Beer Bad is a pretty decent Buffy episode.
My cat is dying. I came home today and he was lying at the front door. He can't stand up, meow or move his head much beyond a flop. So, I've laid him in my bed on a towel to catch the swoosh of shit and vomit when he dies. He keeps trying to flop his head up when I stand. And here I am with maybe only four fingers of vodka.
