About Me

More than you could know . Historian , gourmet chef , wine connoisseur , Beer snob , eclectic musician , and Coffee roaster of the world...No seriously , i am The man .

age: 38 (May 24, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: Musician , eccentric historian , eclectic connoisseur

crush: Myself if i cared

makes me happy: Stupid people getting what they deserve

i lost my virginity: Awkwardly at 13 to another virgin.

gets me hot: **Eyes** , rears , and warm clean kitty..Mmmm..

stats: 6'2 , blue eyed Danish Wiking