"You know what's so funny bro? I wrote the last testimonial a year ago and I'm pretty sure we covered most of those based when we did hang out, didn't we? You're a great guy J...you're on your way bro!"

"You're hilarious man...and that's not in a bad way. I'd hang w/ you bro...we'd do shots and see some of our favourite SGs strip down. Man, I'd prolly drop $100 easy if I saw some of the ladies here stripping. DA-HMN!!!
So yeah man...good times!"

"spud... he's like the old mountain sage.. he knows... what he knows, nobody knows, but he knows! "

"what the fuck is a testamonials? "