age: 29 (Dec 30, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2007

occupation: Data Entry Monkey/Office Bitch

i lost my virginity: ...but a kind senior citizen returned it safe and sound

into: music, writing terrible stories that no-one will ever read, reading, soccer, dad dancing, comics, wrestling, dreaming, flailing my arms about like a malfunctioning robot whenever i feel awkward or threatened, arguing with my greyhound

gets me hot: handcuffs, chicks with short hair, people with overactive imaginations, girls who smell like bubblegum, weirdos, cuddle monsters