age: 37 (Jan 21, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: photography student/dj/unsuccessful promoter/provocateur

sign: yes, AQUARIAN (cusp, capricorn) yes, DRAGON

stats: stud, well that's what the boys on the corner call me!

makes me happy: LOVE, my family, friendship, music, good food, the beach at night, sex, stimulating conversation.

makes me sad: betrayal.

gets me hot: red lipstick, stilettos, the capacity for self-parody, corruption & conviction.

most humbling moment: will be when I'm refused entry into heaven for not walking in the light of the lord...nah! fuck that for a joke!

fantasy: Me, Brittany, Justin and a pony, or... Me, J-Lo, Ben, a donkey and a stun-gun. Captured on polaroid of course!

crush: Bill Murray

body mods: detachable penis

i lost my virginity: to an earthmother.