"So before i lose the chance, i get to show off for the world. You are my very best friend, and there's nothing more i can say. You're the reason i even came here. Good times were had. I'd miss you if i weren't living with you. You win."

"So what? I left a testimonial for him already? What of it?

Anyway. He is one of the main reasons I stick around on this site anymore.

Also, he planted a chip in me that made me say this."

"He and I gonna spray paint someone or something

peace"

"Perhaps my favorite fellow-member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. I'd let him live even though I still don't trust him."