From flux
I'm surprised his testimonials aren't full of adoring women claiming they love him because they made out once at a party. I'm also a little disappointed, as I was planning to make fun of these women.
You see, I actually love Scopitone. He is one of those rare friends who shrugs off acts of extreme devotion as just part of bein' friends. I am megalomaniacal in the utmost, but I would trust this man with my goddamned lifeeven though being in a car while he's behind the wheel is absolutely terrifying. So yeah, he's so funny and so awesome and hip and cool and handsome, but he is fucking SOLID, and I am so fucking lucky to have him on my side...you Irish fuck.
You see, I actually love Scopitone. He is one of those rare friends who shrugs off acts of extreme devotion as just part of bein' friends. I am megalomaniacal in the utmost, but I would trust this man with my goddamned lifeeven though being in a car while he's behind the wheel is absolutely terrifying. So yeah, he's so funny and so awesome and hip and cool and handsome, but he is fucking SOLID, and I am so fucking lucky to have him on my side...you Irish fuck.