About Me
Tempus Pecunia Somnum
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: The Arbiter of Rad
stats: 6'5, 165, eyes as blue as the Aegean at dusk, and I'm modest.
makes me sad: The severed horn of a Unicorn.
crush: Molotov Coqtiz
body mods: Hidden treasure map under my luscious mane of hair.
most humbling moment: The Joker killed my parents.
BLOGS
If you need me I'll be in Shanghai.
My work is sending me as we're launching the expansion for our fantastic game and China finally gets a crack a crack at our beloved Lich King.
Heard plenty of horror stories and laughed off numerous jokes that my tall and dashing self will be kidnapped and whisked away to some Chinese breeding camp designed to produce basketball players.
I'll be ready.
THINGS I KNOW ABOUT CHINA
Now, I don't pretend to know who these Chinese people are - I know they're small, maybe 1 or 2 feet high! I know they sound funny when they talk, I know the womenfolk have sideways vaginas! But underneath their scales, they're just like you and me. Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I can't take on a billion of them..
...and I don't know what to do with him. At least I think it's a him. You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you could even tell.
Whilst there I'll be wrangling cats (overseeing 600 people), enjoying the dangerous night life with scary food, and hunting the streets for tailored suit vendors.
Everyone send Annika their love because damned if she's not going to be missing me (and I her).
If you need me I'll be in Shanghai.
*spoilers*
My work is sending me as we're launching the expansion for our fantastic game and China finally gets a crack a crack at our beloved Lich King.
Heard plenty of horror stories and laughed off numerous jokes that my tall and dashing self will be kidnapped and whisked away to some Chinese breeding camp designed to produce basketball players.
I'll be ready.
THINGS I KNOW ABOUT CHINA
Now, I don't pretend to know who these Chinese people are - I know they're small, maybe 1 or 2 feet high! I know they sound funny when they talk, I know the womenfolk have sideways vaginas! But underneath their scales, they're just like you and me. Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I can't take on a billion of them..
...and I don't know what to do with him. At least I think it's a him. You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you could even tell.
Whilst there I'll be wrangling cats (overseeing 600 people), enjoying the dangerous night life with scary food, and hunting the streets for tailored suit vendors.
Everyone send Annika their love because damned if she's not going to be missing me (and I her).
If you need me I'll be in Shanghai.
*spoilers*
OCTOBER 2011
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