About Me

Onieronautical Engineer with occasional lucidity spikes

age: 40 (Jul 29, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Sugar to sound converter, onieronautical engineer and toe curler.

most humbling moment: Holding my Dad's hand while he died.

i lost my virginity: In grade 3. It was so romantic.

stats: 6'2, eyes o' blue

body mods: Liquid cooled turbo pacemaker with MP3/WMA player and WiFi built in.

sign: Help I'm being kidnapped!