"I think I have to start off by admitting to being some kind of idiot. I swear I thought I'd written something here before. Mind you, whatever my fucked up brain may have thought I wrote wouldn't have been good enough - Rojo is much better than I'm ever gonna get with mere words.

Forget the stunning looks, and forget the killer smile. And forget the twinkle in her eye (it's mischievious, by the way, in case you were wondering). Rojo's an amazing person. Kindness, coolness, generosity, wisdom, brilliance, and many other qualities. And let's not forget the school girl uniform... :::shudder:::

Wait, where was I? Oh yeah. Testifying for the Rojo. I'm so fucking lucky to know her it's not even funny. Do anything to piss her off, and I might have to kill you. I can't help it, she's that fucking rad."

"this girl is beyond beautiful. and a total sweetheart. you just wanna look at her all night, believe me, you would not get bored."

"Myself? I have only known Rojo for a short time and I can tell you this: she is cooler than me, smarter than me, taller than me, funnier than me but she doesn't kiss better than me. (I'm guessing).

What I also know is, there is not a finer girl in all the LA LA land: Her taste in music is up there with the best of them, her sense of fun is above reproach, her smile lights up the room, she can drink like nobodies business and the fact that we have spent some quality time together just makes me like her all the more. It's girls like Rojo that make you realize that there really are genuine people out here in LA. You have to love that."

"I have known the Rojo since she was a wee lass. And I can tell you for sure that she is cooler than you, smarter than you, taller than you, funnier than you, and kisses better than you do. So guess what you don't deserve her. If she is even talking to your punk ass it is because she is a humble sweetheart. Long live the Rojo."